Freaky Mercury: (To the tune of “I want to break free”) I want to drink pee!

If you are confused about the real outside temperature and wind chill you are not making it to the golden palace in the sky brother

Sally doesn’t sell seashells anymore. She went woke. She now sells she/her shells by the xeshore.

“You follow a suspicious amount of trans girls” oh? I only follow people I think are funny. Are you saying its suspicious that many woman are funny? Prepare to be cancelled by the woke mob you jerkass

I think to really make this app work you have to stop fucking calling them Skeets