Of course this happens the day after I pony up big bucks on an authentic replica LUTSKO FBI jersey.

If it’s one thing true columnists hate, it’s when people share their work.

But doctor, I *am* Tony Dokoupil :-(

That’s right! Exactly! I keep telling people this! And still, people try to say I’m the bad guy when I punish my daughter for using incognito mode to bypass a paywall to read about climate change.

Figurative language is my passion

Available to watch exclusively on the Planet Fitness tv feed.

@FBIDeputyDirectorBigNickLutsko.com Please get to the bottom of what happened to the tobasco flavored cheez-its? The American people DEMAND to know.

Love seeing how far IU has come

I worked for Ball State Football in the mid aughts. I can remember our coaches making fun of IU because the Hoosiers were offering scholarships to guys that we felt weren’t good enough for us.
lol.

That 1980 Salt Lake City team was loaded.

Hey Zach, I started following your content after the colts drafted Quenton Nelson. You were posting film review from his first preseason games I think. Just wanted to say thanks, this is great stuff.

Sir I haven’t sat down since May

I apologize to Howard and to Kobe Bryant. I should never have cast judgment upon the Black Mamba. As Jesus famously said: Let he who has never paid 2.5 million in sexual assault settlement payments to a 19 year old woman whose blood was found on his shirt cast the first stone.