Double Dutch
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Making sense of gibberish in Holland and beyond
At my show in Chicago I asked everyone “who’s Dutch” and 300 hands shot into the air.
Then I asked who was born in the Netherlands and the same 300 hands slowly lowered back down into 300 deeply Midwestern American laps 🥲
Then I asked who was born in the Netherlands and the same 300 hands slowly lowered back down into 300 deeply Midwestern American laps 🥲
July 9, 2025 at 9:04 PM
At my show in Chicago I asked everyone “who’s Dutch” and 300 hands shot into the air.
Then I asked who was born in the Netherlands and the same 300 hands slowly lowered back down into 300 deeply Midwestern American laps 🥲
Then I asked who was born in the Netherlands and the same 300 hands slowly lowered back down into 300 deeply Midwestern American laps 🥲
Dutch man with a god complex
July 5, 2025 at 10:22 AM
Dutch man with a god complex
just ordered something for a new character/video that I’m also excited to just own now
June 19, 2025 at 2:03 PM
just ordered something for a new character/video that I’m also excited to just own now
There’s no word in Dutch for “assassination” because nobody in the Netherlands should ever become important enough to qualify
April 2, 2025 at 6:16 PM
There’s no word in Dutch for “assassination” because nobody in the Netherlands should ever become important enough to qualify
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The sun may have gone, but we've got a sparkling line-up of On Sales to brighten your Wednesday x
★Reggie Watts @reggiewatts.bsky.social
★Derek Mitchell - Extra Dates Added
@letsdoubledutch.bsky.social
★Celia Pacquola
★Joe Kent-Walters
★Kieran Hodgson @kieranchodgson.bsky.social
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★Reggie Watts @reggiewatts.bsky.social
★Derek Mitchell - Extra Dates Added
@letsdoubledutch.bsky.social
★Celia Pacquola
★Joe Kent-Walters
★Kieran Hodgson @kieranchodgson.bsky.social
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March 12, 2025 at 12:30 PM
The sun may have gone, but we've got a sparkling line-up of On Sales to brighten your Wednesday x
★Reggie Watts @reggiewatts.bsky.social
★Derek Mitchell - Extra Dates Added
@letsdoubledutch.bsky.social
★Celia Pacquola
★Joe Kent-Walters
★Kieran Hodgson @kieranchodgson.bsky.social
buff.ly/4WsTIVL
★Reggie Watts @reggiewatts.bsky.social
★Derek Mitchell - Extra Dates Added
@letsdoubledutch.bsky.social
★Celia Pacquola
★Joe Kent-Walters
★Kieran Hodgson @kieranchodgson.bsky.social
buff.ly/4WsTIVL
me: [posts video about tulips, which can only be max 90 seconds long, which must be whittled down painstakingly from an hour of footage containing gags about related things like bulbs, dutch history, the flower market etc]
thousands of people in comments: you forgot the flower market
thousands of people in comments: you forgot the flower market
March 10, 2025 at 3:26 PM
me: [posts video about tulips, which can only be max 90 seconds long, which must be whittled down painstakingly from an hour of footage containing gags about related things like bulbs, dutch history, the flower market etc]
thousands of people in comments: you forgot the flower market
thousands of people in comments: you forgot the flower market
Before the show in Edinburgh tonight I was standing outside the venue next to a poster with my face on it and this Scottish couple walked past.
The woman was staring at the poster and I said “that’s me!” she looked at me and said “really? that photo will have been taken several years ago then.”
The woman was staring at the poster and I said “that’s me!” she looked at me and said “really? that photo will have been taken several years ago then.”
March 2, 2025 at 7:20 PM
Before the show in Edinburgh tonight I was standing outside the venue next to a poster with my face on it and this Scottish couple walked past.
The woman was staring at the poster and I said “that’s me!” she looked at me and said “really? that photo will have been taken several years ago then.”
The woman was staring at the poster and I said “that’s me!” she looked at me and said “really? that photo will have been taken several years ago then.”
Why Dutch healthcare is actually great
Why Dutch healthcare is actually great 💊 #healthcare #huisarts #sketchcomedy #expatlife
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February 10, 2025 at 10:05 AM
Why Dutch healthcare is actually great
This vid started it all! In January 2022 I was eating a sad AH salad in a co-working space on the eve of another lockdown 😷 I heard a disembodied voice cry ‘eet smakelijk’
100s of sketches later & I’ve learned tons about form & my own voice. I’m grateful to all who’ve joined for the ride so far…
100s of sketches later & I’ve learned tons about form & my own voice. I’m grateful to all who’ve joined for the ride so far…
January 24, 2025 at 12:31 PM
This vid started it all! In January 2022 I was eating a sad AH salad in a co-working space on the eve of another lockdown 😷 I heard a disembodied voice cry ‘eet smakelijk’
100s of sketches later & I’ve learned tons about form & my own voice. I’m grateful to all who’ve joined for the ride so far…
100s of sketches later & I’ve learned tons about form & my own voice. I’m grateful to all who’ve joined for the ride so far…
celebrated my root canal (covered by insurance) with a trip to the ikea and thought wow am i officially european?
January 20, 2025 at 6:48 PM
celebrated my root canal (covered by insurance) with a trip to the ikea and thought wow am i officially european?
thinkin about this queen
January 19, 2025 at 7:31 PM
thinkin about this queen
The dutch word for squirrel is “eekhoorn” and the Dutch word for “acorn” is dickhead.
January 16, 2025 at 4:02 PM
The dutch word for squirrel is “eekhoorn” and the Dutch word for “acorn” is dickhead.
BEHIND THE SCENES EXCLUSIVE!!!
Me editing the sinterklaas video while rehearsing the Peter Pan pantomime I did in London before Christmas (I was Peter Pan)
Me editing the sinterklaas video while rehearsing the Peter Pan pantomime I did in London before Christmas (I was Peter Pan)
January 15, 2025 at 2:45 PM
BEHIND THE SCENES EXCLUSIVE!!!
Me editing the sinterklaas video while rehearsing the Peter Pan pantomime I did in London before Christmas (I was Peter Pan)
Me editing the sinterklaas video while rehearsing the Peter Pan pantomime I did in London before Christmas (I was Peter Pan)
Dream blunt rotation: just her
January 14, 2025 at 9:23 PM
Dream blunt rotation: just her
Of the three countries I call home, it’s wild that the UK is currently the place where things are going THE BEST…
December 12, 2024 at 6:09 PM
Of the three countries I call home, it’s wild that the UK is currently the place where things are going THE BEST…
Sign #1: drinks wine from coffee cup
December 11, 2024 at 1:22 PM
Sign #1: drinks wine from coffee cup
what’s the very first thing my dutch dentist said after telling me I need a root canal?
that he’d send through a cost breakdown for my review
that he’d send through a cost breakdown for my review
December 9, 2024 at 12:39 PM
what’s the very first thing my dutch dentist said after telling me I need a root canal?
that he’d send through a cost breakdown for my review
that he’d send through a cost breakdown for my review
people who move to the netherlands like to complain that dutch people plan their social lives too far in advance & don’t hang out spontaneously
im here to report this is not true. they are simply not making the plans with you. they love spontaneity, its a key ingredient to gezelligheid.
im sorry 💔
im here to report this is not true. they are simply not making the plans with you. they love spontaneity, its a key ingredient to gezelligheid.
im sorry 💔
November 26, 2024 at 5:23 PM
people who move to the netherlands like to complain that dutch people plan their social lives too far in advance & don’t hang out spontaneously
im here to report this is not true. they are simply not making the plans with you. they love spontaneity, its a key ingredient to gezelligheid.
im sorry 💔
im here to report this is not true. they are simply not making the plans with you. they love spontaneity, its a key ingredient to gezelligheid.
im sorry 💔
building out my double dutch facebook and can confirm…….. that place is DARKSIDED !!!!!!!! the comments are NOT CHRISTIAN
November 25, 2024 at 4:55 PM
building out my double dutch facebook and can confirm…….. that place is DARKSIDED !!!!!!!! the comments are NOT CHRISTIAN
my doubledutch insta algorithm is now trained to only show me videos of people rescuing for example crows and then teaching them to do puzzles
I have achieved nirvana :)
I have achieved nirvana :)
November 25, 2024 at 12:43 PM
my doubledutch insta algorithm is now trained to only show me videos of people rescuing for example crows and then teaching them to do puzzles
I have achieved nirvana :)
I have achieved nirvana :)
holding space for lots of things right now x
November 25, 2024 at 12:38 PM
holding space for lots of things right now x
when someone visits me in amsterdam and is about to head to the airport: id say give yourself 30 mins to get there
when someone visits me in london and is about to head to the airport: leave a day in advance
when someone visits me in london and is about to head to the airport: leave a day in advance
November 24, 2024 at 1:16 PM
when someone visits me in amsterdam and is about to head to the airport: id say give yourself 30 mins to get there
when someone visits me in london and is about to head to the airport: leave a day in advance
when someone visits me in london and is about to head to the airport: leave a day in advance
what is the Amsterdam version of London foxes?? parakeets? swapfiets ?
November 24, 2024 at 1:14 PM
what is the Amsterdam version of London foxes?? parakeets? swapfiets ?