A close second would be the protagonist of Lies of P. But I think he’s like 16 or something— so no. Fuck sickos.

Nice to meet ya!

Oh no, I’m sorry. If you apply for the card, you get a whopping 10% off your first purchase and then 5%back on future purchases… for every $200 you spend (using the card) you get a $10 rewards certificate! Isn’t that so awesome?!

That’s so foul- and it goes to show how disconnected these corporations are from everyday struggling people. I’m glad JC Penny is struggling now.

To add insult to injury- I have two degrees and couldn’t find anything in my friend. So Marshall’s it is 😭

I wish I could but I’m the goober behind the register, asking like a moron if they want to apply. No phone number needed, just a good ol’ fashioned SS# and state ID.

The area I’m in has a high number of immigrants who don’t have these things or speak English.

Actually it’s a one time discount of 10% off and 5% back every time you shop… don’t forget, for every $200 you get a $10 rewards coupon. And a 0% APR.

No bitch, no one wants that.

And not every customer has a social security number or a state ID. Just asking for that could be a touchy subject for them.

Let them people shop in peace or just offer a points card. Not a fucking credit card. #disconnectedcorporations