ao3: https://archiveofourown.org/users/leste
spage: https://leste.straw.page/
pfp: @nastygriff.bsky.social
banner: @lightsoutlilly.bsky.social
archiveofourown.org/works/73724846
op: *baby kicks*
op: *kicks megatron*
op: *baby kicks*
op: *kicks megatron*
op: AITA for fucking megatron in his tight little valve because called me a virgin? i (M5000), was minding my own business when megatron (M8,000,000) decided to fight me and call me a virgin. i then pulled out my spike and fucked his valve so deep he couldnt walk. am i in the wrong here?
op: AITA for fucking megatron in his tight little valve because called me a virgin? i (M5000), was minding my own business when megatron (M8,000,000) decided to fight me and call me a virgin. i then pulled out my spike and fucked his valve so deep he couldnt walk. am i in the wrong here?
"its scrapper you asshole!"
"its scrapper you asshole!"
op: *babbling and hyperventilating*
ratchet, holding him close: ...
bulkhead: whats happening
ratchet: he ate megatron's forever weed brownie
op: *babbling and hyperventilating*
ratchet, holding him close: ...
bulkhead: whats happening
ratchet: he ate megatron's forever weed brownie
starscream: megatron why did you name optimus "thick neoliberal temptress" in your contacts
megs:
starscream: megatron why did you name optimus "thick neoliberal temptress" in your contacts
megs:
in runs in optimus' family to have twins. so when he and megs have twins, they have synchronized crying and megs is like "How..."
in runs in optimus' family to have twins. so when he and megs have twins, they have synchronized crying and megs is like "How..."
asthma is genetic and hereditary, so imagine megatron actually being asthmatic due to the pollution and toxicity he inhaled while in the mines, thus passing it on to their beb.
megs: i too have this disease
op: how come i dont see you using an inhaler???
megs: im good at hiding my asthma
Megop beb having a fairly safe emergence and the first few weeks go well, buy soon Meg and Op notice how she's struggling to vent properly. Her vents get sticky quicker, she wheeze when she's breathing and she coughs all night long. It has them both worried and they quickly get her to a +
asthma is genetic and hereditary, so imagine megatron actually being asthmatic due to the pollution and toxicity he inhaled while in the mines, thus passing it on to their beb.
megs: i too have this disease
op: how come i dont see you using an inhaler???
megs: im good at hiding my asthma
megs: *suddenly coughs*
op: ?
megs, weakly: inhaler...
op: ????? this bitch has asthma?????
megs: *suddenly coughs*
op: ?
megs, weakly: inhaler...
op: ????? this bitch has asthma?????
megs: i sure hope shodan doesnt have my asthma
shodan: *asthma attack*
megs: damn...
megs: i sure hope shodan doesnt have my asthma
shodan: *asthma attack*
megs: damn...
megatron secretly has asthma and uses an inhaler
megatron secretly has asthma and uses an inhaler
dont throw trash in the forest or else shockwave will eat u
dont throw trash in the forest or else shockwave will eat u
megs: i miss having my balls fondled
op: i can fondle them-
megs: Please.
megs: i miss having my balls fondled
op: i can fondle them-
megs: Please.
megs showing off his spike: like what you see
op: did you know that there are microplastics in our balls
megs:
megs showing off his spike: like what you see
op: did you know that there are microplastics in our balls
megs:
archiveofourown.org/works/73724846
archiveofourown.org/works/73724846
wow i cant believe megatron and optimus fucked for an entire week that one time
wow i cant believe megatron and optimus fucked for an entire week that one time