Jason C Garza
@lessmex.bsky.social
I'm just a guy worried about the downfall of western civilization now that the terrorist group known as the GOP is in charge.
#NeverForget
That time I interacted with the fella who created Dilbert.
That time I interacted with the fella who created Dilbert.
November 13, 2025 at 3:32 AM
#NeverForget
That time I interacted with the fella who created Dilbert.
That time I interacted with the fella who created Dilbert.
I'm sorry, but when did everyone in America get cast in a new adaptation of Orwell's 1984?
September 18, 2025 at 1:47 AM
I'm sorry, but when did everyone in America get cast in a new adaptation of Orwell's 1984?
Aha, this works better.
July 20, 2025 at 7:16 PM
Aha, this works better.
Growing up, I enjoyed Dilbert in the 90s; I was a high schoolers and understood absurdity. Then, one day, Adams went full MAGAt. Racism, bigotry, vitriol. It's sad that he's suffering from pancreatic cancer, I would wish that on no one. And I still remember how he got upset at me for calling him out
May 19, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Growing up, I enjoyed Dilbert in the 90s; I was a high schoolers and understood absurdity. Then, one day, Adams went full MAGAt. Racism, bigotry, vitriol. It's sad that he's suffering from pancreatic cancer, I would wish that on no one. And I still remember how he got upset at me for calling him out
[Yes I am aware this joke refers to the Second Death Star and not the first but so many people really think Bothans were responsible for the plans for the first Death Star. These people are clearly wrong and haven't seen ANH or ROTJ in years and when they did weren't paying attention].
#Andor
#Andor
May 12, 2025 at 1:17 AM
[Yes I am aware this joke refers to the Second Death Star and not the first but so many people really think Bothans were responsible for the plans for the first Death Star. These people are clearly wrong and haven't seen ANH or ROTJ in years and when they did weren't paying attention].
#Andor
#Andor
Catholicism needs an overhaul, and Francis was trying. Shame the plague rat murdered him.
April 22, 2025 at 2:50 AM
Catholicism needs an overhaul, and Francis was trying. Shame the plague rat murdered him.
These special editions are so timely. #SignalGate
March 27, 2025 at 1:35 PM
These special editions are so timely. #SignalGate
And they used THIS FONT to advertise. It's quite telling that people and corporations are comfortable putting their bigotry and hate on public display. #BoycottSteakAndShake
March 10, 2025 at 3:36 AM
And they used THIS FONT to advertise. It's quite telling that people and corporations are comfortable putting their bigotry and hate on public display. #BoycottSteakAndShake
So you're a fading fast food chain with terrible food and you realize the easiest way to make money is to cater to idiots. And thus, Steak & Shake is officially announcing it hates America.
March 10, 2025 at 3:22 AM
So you're a fading fast food chain with terrible food and you realize the easiest way to make money is to cater to idiots. And thus, Steak & Shake is officially announcing it hates America.
My feed last night and today made some things really clear.
February 11, 2025 at 1:46 AM
My feed last night and today made some things really clear.
Where's the Lombardi, Lebowski? #superbowllix
February 10, 2025 at 3:00 AM
Where's the Lombardi, Lebowski? #superbowllix
This has been a comedy.
February 10, 2025 at 2:43 AM
This has been a comedy.
"DEI is not a threat; it's a gift." Alicia Keys nailed it. #Grammys2025
February 3, 2025 at 4:27 AM
"DEI is not a threat; it's a gift." Alicia Keys nailed it. #Grammys2025
Will Smith can't do a tribute without focusing first on himself and his own terrible television show.
February 3, 2025 at 3:39 AM
Will Smith can't do a tribute without focusing first on himself and his own terrible television show.
Ugh play some real country, like Dolly Parton or Beyoncé, not this crap. #Grammys2025
February 3, 2025 at 3:28 AM
Ugh play some real country, like Dolly Parton or Beyoncé, not this crap. #Grammys2025
Am I the only one hoping Herbie Hancock punches Will Smith? #Grammys2025
February 3, 2025 at 3:22 AM
Am I the only one hoping Herbie Hancock punches Will Smith? #Grammys2025
They never crash-tested Teslas with children or passengers. This is because Melon Husk knew people who bought the Wankpanzer would be lonely, friendless incels with poor judgment and terrible taste. #incelcamino
January 13, 2025 at 10:17 PM
They never crash-tested Teslas with children or passengers. This is because Melon Husk knew people who bought the Wankpanzer would be lonely, friendless incels with poor judgment and terrible taste. #incelcamino
I'm wondering how Elmo and Stinky were allowed in already.
December 29, 2024 at 5:35 PM
I'm wondering how Elmo and Stinky were allowed in already.
Right up there with Violator.
December 8, 2024 at 7:17 PM
Right up there with Violator.
I think the bible needs an accurate warning label.
November 29, 2024 at 1:23 AM
I think the bible needs an accurate warning label.
Every Trump cabinet nod has me thinking of this horror movie.
November 14, 2024 at 11:04 PM
Every Trump cabinet nod has me thinking of this horror movie.