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Lesser Known Cryptids
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Today's lesser known cryptid is: the LGBTQIApparition
Two photos of a tree with a pride flag wrapped around the trunk. A Halloween decoration of a skeletal figure in a tattered white cloak hangs from the tree's branches in front of the flag.
June 1, 2025 at 12:39 PM
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Today's lesser known cryptids are: Ghost Cats II
A book titled "Ghost Cats II", by Jaycee Clark, Michelle M Pillow, and Mandy M Roth. Cover art depicts two nude bodies embracing one another on a black background beneath a large, ghostly, superimposed photo of a leopard's face. Text above the book's title reads: "Return to the world of the ghost cats... immortal lovers of fierce passions and deadly legacies."
April 4, 2025 at 3:31 AM
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Today's lesser known cryptid is: Spooky Jack Succulent
A display of planters in the shape of jack-o-lanterns, each containing a green succulent plant. Sign affixed to the front reads "Spooky Jack Succulent - $7.99".
April 2, 2025 at 5:02 PM
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Today's lesser known cryptid is: Lucas Skwinkles

(Sighted by @quickboot.bsky.social)
A package of watermelon hot candy labeled "Lucas Skwinkles Salsaghetti". Illustration on package is of a white anthropomorphic duck mascot, wearing sunglasses and a red shirt and standing with arms crossed.
April 1, 2025 at 4:11 PM
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Today's lesser known cryptid is: the Older Fisherman
A logo depicting a silhouetted person in a wide hat, holding a fishing rod on the end of which is a large fish. Text running along the length of the rod reads "Older Fisherman".
March 31, 2025 at 3:02 PM
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Today's lesser known cryptid is: Whimsy the Talking Pony
A book titled "Whimsy the Talking Pony", by Sandy Duval. Cover illustration depicts a blond-haired youth, startled awake in bed by the head of a gray horse, smiling and sticking in through an open window.
March 28, 2025 at 3:06 AM
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Today's lesser known cryptid is: the South Florida Agri Gator
A stack of white cardboard boxes with an image printed on the side of a red cartoon alligator, standing upright in a hands-on-hips pose with a grumpy facial expression. Text on boxes reads: "South Florida Agri Gator Brand New Spring Potatoes".
March 26, 2025 at 5:06 PM
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Today's lesser known cryptid is: the Slurping Turtle

(Sighted by @quickboot.bsky.social)
An illuminated sign reading "Slurping Turtle", beneath an image of a pink-skinned, red-shelled cartoon turtle. Chinese characters are printed on the turtle's shell, and it is winking toward the viewer.
March 25, 2025 at 1:57 PM
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Today's lesser known cryptid is: Water Boy
A box of "Water Boy" brand electrolyte drink mix. Package illustration depicts a cartoonish yellow droplet of liquid with arms, legs, and a smiling face, running while giving a peace sign with two fingers.
March 24, 2025 at 8:39 PM
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Today's lesser known cryptid is: the Toyota Dragon
Beneath a tree with branches hung with glowing lights is a Chinese dragon made from strings of illuminated LEDs. Next to the dragon is a glowing LED sign which reads "Presented By Toyota".
March 22, 2025 at 4:02 PM
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Today's lesser known cryptid is: the Charismatic Chair

(Sighted by @maxtothek.bsky.social)
A red lawn chair covered in snow. A smiley face has been drawn in the snow on the chair's backrest.
March 22, 2025 at 2:07 AM
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Today's lesser known cryptid is: Brahma Boots
The tongue of a boot, with a patch sewn to the front of a circular logo containing an image of a bull's head, circled by the words "Brahma Boots - The Name to Trust".
March 20, 2025 at 11:01 PM
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Today's lesser known cryptid is: the Positive Potato
A crocheted potato with small arms, a thin smile, and bead eyes, holding a slip of paper that reads "Positive Potato - I may be a tiny potato, but i believe in you. Go do your thing!"
March 19, 2025 at 7:42 PM
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Today's lesser known cryptid is: Don

(Sighted by Instagram user pi.x./ie)
A business card, pinned to a corkboard, which reads "Don's Lawn Care" next to an illustration of a black and yellow striped worm with a human-ish face, with spiky hair, wide set eyes, and a crooked smile from which a row of jagged teeth are protruding.
March 18, 2025 at 12:42 PM
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Today's lesser known cryptid is: Tugger, the Jeep 4x4 Who Wanted to Fly
DVD case for a film titled "Tugger, the Jeep 4x4 Who Wanted to Fly", produced by "Animated Family Films". Cover illustration is of a blue Jeep with eyes and a mouth, smiling at the viewer while two airplanes fly overhead.
March 17, 2025 at 2:01 PM
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Today's lesser known cryptids are: the Vampire Weenies
A book titled "Attack of the Vampire Weenies and Other Warped and Creepy Tales", by David Lubar. Cover illustration depicts a dead tree, hanging upside-down from a branch of which is a pink sausage with bat wings, yellow eyes, a fanged mouth, and a pair of short legs wearing green shoes with which it is gripping the branch. More winged sausages are visible amassing in the background.
March 15, 2025 at 8:01 PM
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Today's lesser known cryptids are: the Brokeback Mount-hens

(Sighted by @spaggyb.bsky.social)
A wooden box shelf hanging from a wall, inside of which is a wooden ornament comprised of two interlocking pieces which connected form the shape of two chickens, one of which appears to be closely embracing the other from behind.
March 14, 2025 at 7:01 PM
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Today's lesser known cryptid is: Mr. Snail
A silver Nissan Versa automobile, with a vanity license plate reading "MRSNAIL".
March 13, 2025 at 6:01 PM
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Today's lesser known cryptid is: Julius Pringle's brother, Sol
March 12, 2025 at 5:01 PM
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Today's lesser known cryptid is: the Soup Oni

(Sighted by @maxtothek.bsky.social)
A restaurant with a sign on the facade reading "What A Soup", next to an image of a red cartoon oni, or Japanese demon, slurping noodles from a large bowl of soup.
March 11, 2025 at 4:02 PM
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Today's lesser known cryptids are: the Engineering Ants
March 10, 2025 at 3:01 PM
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Today's lesser known cryptid is: Eddy the Eagle
A coloring page, with a line art illustration of an eagle in flight, colored in with blur, purple, and yellow crayon. Printed text beneath the eagle reads "Barr Lake State Park", and text written in crayon above the eagle, seemingly in a child's hand, reads "Eddy the Eagle".
March 8, 2025 at 4:01 PM
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Today's lesser known cryptid is: the Punk Bunny

(Sighted by @quickboot.bsky.social)
Several bags of "Punk Bunny" brand coffee. Logo depicts the head of a smiling cartoon rabbit, resembling a stencil, surrounded by lightning bolts.
March 7, 2025 at 5:01 PM
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Today's lesser known cryptid is: the Haystack Mountain Chile Jack
A card with a circular logo printed on it, with an illustration of a goat surrounded by text reading "Haystack Mountain - Colorado Artisanal Goat Cheese - Chile Jack".
March 6, 2025 at 6:01 PM
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Today's lesser known cryptids are: Vampirates, Demons of the Ocean
A book titled "Vampirates: Demons of the Ocean", by Justin Somper. Cover illustration depicts a long-haired youth attempting to pull a short-haired youth back aboard a tilting ship on a choppy sea.
March 5, 2025 at 7:02 PM