Not sure if this will induce constipation or resolve it in the most violent fashion imaginable.

I found the cure to male loneliness. #Sega

The Super Mario 64 Frosted Mini-Wheats held limitless healing qualities and the deep state took them the fuck away and no one is talking about it.

Legit got my ass kicked for doing this once, never going back to the YMCA.

This guy and his son and the noise he makes is where I want to be mentally. #SuperMarioSunshine

If you’re not playing Death Stranding 2 you should be. #PS5share #PS5Pro #KojimaProductions

I blame you for this. (Took it out of the box in the parking lot and concluded that I regret nothing)

That’s a neat touch that if you go on your account summary on Nintendo’s website they show what color joycons you currently have attached to your Switch.

This goddam better well be a “Commence Wave Race” button. #nintendo #Switch2

SUBJECT BEEF is responding positively to the treatment. #MonsterHunter