It took 15 hours but I finally testified to say hell no to these whack ass maps.
Hopefully they’ll learn (but they won’t) the lesson we’re teaching our kids during monopoly games - you can’t change the rules just because you don’t like the game

REMEMBER WHEN I PULLED UP AND SAID
“GET IN THE CAR”
AND THEN CANCELLED MY PLANS
JUST IN CASE YOU CALLED
BACK WHEN WE WERE LIVING FOR THE HOPE OF IT ALL

FOR THE HOPE OF IT ALL
“MEET ME BEHIND THE MALL”

Alicia can fully say Anna (thanks frozen) but she calls my sister Tia Coco because Anna has a cat named Coco and it’s so funny

I never bought into peer pressure in high school but best believe that being the only house on our street not mowed got the front lawn cut so fast

Alicia looked at Billy yesterday, signed and said “I want a treat”

I’ve raised 2 little treat obsessed kids sorry not sorry

Making eye contact with another mom in the Costco parking lot while you both pregame with an energy drink counts as community right?

Introducing @kendallscudder.bsky.social - the new CHAIR of the Texas Democratic Party!

We’re so excited for this new chapter. Let’s get to work.

Things I should be doing to prep for this Austin trip: packing, laundry, emails
Things I’m currently doing: replacing my kitchen faucet

Oliver came home with a junie b jones book and I got to pull out some of my Junie B. Jones books from 20 years ago 😂

I use signal for group chats with funny names but I guess that’s another use for it

The line at this club is wild tonight (Costco ran out of cheese pizza in the food court)

Move over cocomelon, these kids are being raised on Snoop (aka doggyland)

Without downloading any new pics, where are you mentally?