Finally figured out that my mystery shoulder pain was caused by carrying too many books in a tote with thin straps on Independent Bookstore Day.

What a pity that I have to tackle grown-up responsibilities when all I want to do is call my sister and scream our favorite Righteous Gemstones quotes back and forth.

Those dreams you keep having about forgetting to do your math homework? Yeah, I can personally attest to the fact that they’ll last well into your thirties.

Y’all can we talk about this dress?! 📷 @bykristenmclark.bsky.social

I always say that the world is smaller than you realize if you just let yourself talk to strangers. I met a dozen Ohioans at #ACES2025 (as I do, everywhere I go) but also a lady who grew up around the corner from my husband.

T-Pain, you can’t do that to me without warning. I am in a respectable settling trying to behave like an adult. The clock literally says “a” and “m” right now.

I’m really excited to find out where Past Leslie decided to put the stamps 🙄

Do you ever do the thing where you’re reading text on a computer screen and you’re like “where did that diacritic come from?!” and then you realize it’s a speck of your desk lunch? Asking for a me.

If I haven’t found you on this app yet, it’s not because I don’t thoroughly love and miss you. It’s because I was born in the 1900s.