Hey, all you Hollywood movie stars who give such impassioned speeches at the awards ceremonies! Where are you now? Y’all could be a wall for the people. You live there, right?

Thrilled to find all the OG bloggers banded together here. They’ve been right about everything for decades now. Just need Wonkette to make a full set.

Hello! Made it over here at last. Looking forward to finding old acquaintances and making new ones.