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lesliecrusher.bsky.social
hannah
@lesliecrusher.bsky.social
36 followers 28 following 97 posts
she/her, 30s, mostly talking about my cat and things that annoy me. i am 30 or 40 years old and i do not need this.
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lesliecrusher.bsky.social
life feels like this rn
A picture of a resting baby seal that looks really pathetic.
March 18, 2025 at 1:56 PM
lesliecrusher.bsky.social
sorry he wanted me to post this much uglier one
February 21, 2025 at 3:30 AM
lesliecrusher.bsky.social
i wouldn't let @aquickalias.bsky.social buy these
A picture of Richard holding three egg shaped, Easter themed Sonic plushies - Sonic, Knuckles, and Amy. They are very uncanny.
February 21, 2025 at 3:04 AM
lesliecrusher.bsky.social
had a truly terrible night's sleep that fucked up my whole day but i finally got my shit together enough to make chocolate nice cream for dessert and it was soooooooooo goooood
A picture of a small red and white bowl of chocolate banana "nice" cream with a spoon in it.
February 18, 2025 at 2:18 AM
lesliecrusher.bsky.social
anyone want to see the açai bowl i had this week. i will dream of it forever
An açai bowl on a restaurant table with several different colorful tropical fruits sprinkled on top.
February 7, 2025 at 4:06 PM
lesliecrusher.bsky.social
every new headline is the worst thing I've ever read in my life so let's look at our porch goose's new outfit instead
A picture of a plastic porch goose on a front doorstep. He is wearing a blue postman outfit/hat and wearing a mail carrier sack.
January 28, 2025 at 6:17 PM
lesliecrusher.bsky.social
:3 ❤️ @aquickalias.bsky.social
An engagement picture of me and Richard in fall foliage, smiling at the camera.
January 2, 2025 at 5:56 PM
lesliecrusher.bsky.social
me when it's time to play with toy trucks and watch bluey: this babysitting shit is easy 😎

me when it's time for the baby to start wailing for mama and dada:
December 31, 2024 at 2:03 AM
lesliecrusher.bsky.social
the passport office gave me an extra photo so now I can carry myself around in my wallet like I'm my own child
A passport-style picture of me with an intense expression on a white background
December 20, 2024 at 1:40 PM
lesliecrusher.bsky.social
the eye doctor just asked if I was a natural redhead with my roots looking like this... LOL
A picture of me with my face tilted forward so the camera can see the top of my head. There is a half inch of brown hair at my roots and the rest is red.
December 13, 2024 at 5:33 PM
lesliecrusher.bsky.social
look the ariana grande one was at the top of a very specific fandom playlist that i listened to a lot OKAY
A meme of a monkey puppet looking shiftily from side to side
December 4, 2024 at 4:31 PM
lesliecrusher.bsky.social
#1 allie x fan for another year 😎
A screenshot of my Spotify wrapped, featuring Allie X as the top artist
December 4, 2024 at 4:29 PM
lesliecrusher.bsky.social
firing shots into the air to keep the rent low. 99% of the time i look like this, don't get any ideas
An unflattering selfie of me from below with only the top half of my face visible An unflattering selfie of me from below with only the top half of my face visible An unflattering selfie of me from below with only the top half of my face visible An unflattering selfie of me from below with only the top half of my face visible
November 26, 2024 at 5:06 AM
lesliecrusher.bsky.social
2 glasses of wine deep libbing out on tiktok mildly insulting trump supporters
A screenshot from TikTok that says "Comment removed. This comment violated our Community Guidelines." The comment in question is "you are so goddamn stupid."
November 25, 2024 at 3:04 AM
lesliecrusher.bsky.social
wtf why is this random selfie i took in the old navy dressing room the nicest picture of me that's existed im the last calendar year
a picture of me (Hannah) wearing a brown sweater. my red hair (dyed badly) is in a ponytail. i am in the old navy dressing room.
November 25, 2024 at 1:52 AM
lesliecrusher.bsky.social
almost MCR ticket time
A meme of Ralph from the Simpsons sitting on a bus seat saying "(chuckles) I'm in danger"
November 15, 2024 at 3:08 PM
lesliecrusher.bsky.social
so I definitely forgot this wasn't a locked account anymore. got THEE shock of my life when real life people I don't know started replying to my last post!!!
November 13, 2024 at 2:50 PM
lesliecrusher.bsky.social
ENOUGH ✋ roshan time.
A picture of Roshan, my brown tabby cat. She is relaxing on the edge of a bathtub in the sunlight. A tuft of her hair is sticking up like a mohawk.
November 7, 2024 at 4:44 PM