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Leslie Clarke
@leslieclarke.bsky.social
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Married, autistic, socialist demiboy. (he/they) PFP: @lullindo (X/Instagram) via https://picrew.me/en/image_maker/137904

📍 Caleta de Fuste, Gran Canarias, Spain
🔗 https://leslieclarke.bearblog.dev
🦋 January 10, 2024
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There’s also lore, apparently:
A screenshot from the UK-FAQ for the Duracell-bunny, reading: Is the Duracell Bunny a real rabbit? Nope! The Duracell Bunny is a toy who has been brought to life with the power of Duracell. A screenshot from the UK-FAQ for the Duracell-bunny, reading: Why is the Duracell Bunny talking? In 2019 the Duracell Bunny found his voice so that he could pursue his mission to motivate all the devices of the world.
December 2, 2025 at 4:22 PM
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This one used at www.duracell.co.uk/help/bunny (archive: archive.ph/vtC0H) looks alright, with the caveat that I’m by no means a furryconnoisseur. At least he has actual fingers here, which…ehr…could come in handy.
The Duracell-bunny giving a thumbs up.
December 2, 2025 at 4:22 PM
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Facereveal.
A screenshot from a commercial for Animal crossing. A person is dressed up as an Animal crossing-playercharacter with pink hair, large twinkly eyes, a smile with V-shaped lips, big mits for hands, and clothes in a blue, flowery pattern. The photo is captioned “Leslie”.
November 28, 2025 at 3:06 PM
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STOP LOOKING SHOCKED, WOMAN—YOU’RE SPONSORING A GLADIATORMATCH TO THE DEATH!
A screenshot from episode one of the Super Mario Bros. Z-reboot, of Princess Peach and Toadsworth with horrified expressions, having witnessed Mario, Luigi, Wario, and Waluigi getting blown to smitherines in Bowser’s assault on the Smash tournament.
November 23, 2025 at 1:52 AM
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The furryfightforce is ready to go! (rawr)
A screenshot from episode eight of Super Mario Bros. Z, of Mario (with tanookiears- and tail), Yoshi, and Racoon-suit Luigi ready to jump into the fray in the Omega doomship’s hangar.
November 23, 2025 at 1:22 AM
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Bowser is really out here telling his kids to go do warcrimes.
A screenshot from episode eight of Super Mario Bros. Z, of Bowser onboard the Omega doomship telling his koopalings to “take no prisoners, show no mercy and leave no evidence”.
November 23, 2025 at 1:16 AM
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LUIGI CANNOT CATCH A BREAK, OH MY GOD.
A screenshot from episode seven of Super Mario Bros. Z, of Luigi being surrounded by bloopers on arrival in the Minus world.
November 23, 2025 at 12:41 AM
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Holy fuck, dude. This island is getting wrecked. No kidding about the name “Brawl on a vanishing island”.
A screenshot from episode six of Super Mario Bros. Z, of one of the mountains on Yoshi’s island being torn in half during the threewayfight between Mario and co., the Koopa-bros., and the Axem rangers.
November 22, 2025 at 11:18 PM
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I like how they go to Yoshi’s island and then just…beat the fucking hell out the natives with minimal hesitation. It’s so stupid, I love it.
A screenshot from episode 5 of Super Mario Bros. Z, of Mario kicking the everloving crap out of one the native Yoshi’s islanders.
November 22, 2025 at 11:12 PM
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Can’t catch a break, huh?
A screenshot from episode 2 of Super Mario Bros. Z, of Bowser in his metalform being crushed by the capsule carrying Sonic and Shadow.
November 22, 2025 at 10:39 PM
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Michael caught getting high off of his own chemical compound.
The thumbnail to a Youtube Short by Vsauce. Michael, sporting a large beard, has a stunned or very absent-looking expression.
November 20, 2025 at 11:58 PM
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The vaguely threatening feeling of a set of knives named “finite”.
A packaged kifeset: a fruitknife, a kitchenknife, and a breadknife.
November 11, 2025 at 2:36 PM
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Ikea-lunch.
A paperplate with Swedish meatballs, mashed potato, fried onion, lingonjam, and gravy.
November 11, 2025 at 2:11 PM
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Those who don’t like that can use a temporary quicksave.
A bookmark in a book.
November 10, 2025 at 9:30 PM
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Second breakfast.
A fry with fried eggs, toast, black and white pudding, bacon, and soda-bread, wrapped in tinfoil.
November 8, 2025 at 4:03 PM
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My boss (i.e. father-in-law) bought these bags of sugarsachets. I don’t know why—maybe the grosser didn’t have actual bags of sugar. If that’s the case, he may as well have skipped it, because no-one comes on here looking for these tiny packets of sugar.
A 500g-bag with small packets of sugar.
November 8, 2025 at 3:20 PM
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Brownie.
A ceramic tray with a block of brownie.
November 5, 2025 at 5:53 PM
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The experience of being instinctively contrarian and contemptuous of all personal authority that affects me, but also a submissive little bitch:
A screenshot of an exchange on Tumblr. The user homunculus-argument says: “ooh my god you can’t just-” Am I yours to command? Does the collar ’round my neck have your name on it? I kneel to no king nor god, and I see no crown on you. penisgeorge replies: you wear a collar homunculus-argument replies to penisgeorge: I may choose to kneel recreationally.
October 18, 2025 at 11:19 AM
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Hmmm…
A screenshot of Bluesky showing Momo’s post above a post by Europe Elects providing some info about local elections in Portugal, the joke being that Momo was commissioned by Portuguese authorities.
October 12, 2025 at 9:25 PM
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Anyway, here’s a photo of a bathroom in the airport. The bathroom is unisex but the *singleperson*stalls are gendered? Interesting compromise…
A photo of singlepersonbathroomstalls, each with either a male or female symbol on the door.
October 8, 2025 at 2:49 PM
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The endtimes have begun.
A screenshot of Crunchyroll showing the first episode of the My hero academia’s final season.
October 5, 2025 at 9:53 AM
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What a good song by Taylor Swift released some time ago. 🥲
A screenshot of the official musicvideo for Taylor Swift’s You belong with me on Youtube. The official musicvideo for Taylor Swift’s You belong with me was uploaded to Youtube 16 years ago.
September 29, 2025 at 2:51 PM
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With alt-text:
Infocard that reads: Industry and business party (INP) — Leader: Owe Ingemann Waltherzøe — Orientation: rightwing — EP-affiliation: none — EU-stance: strongly opposed to EU-integration — Years active: 2020–present
September 21, 2025 at 12:13 PM
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With alt-text:
Infocard that reads: People’s party for freedom and democracy (VVD) — Leader: Dilan Yesilgöz — Orientation: liberal (per Poguntke et al. (2020)) — EP-affiliation: Renew Europe (sits with Renew Europe in the European parliament; member of the Alliance of liberals and democrats for Europe; member of the Liberal international; member of the Alliance of liberals and democrats for Europe in the Parliamentary assembly of the Council of Europe; member of the Liberal group in the Benelux interparliamentary assembly) — EU-stance: somewhat in favour of EU-integration (per Chapel Hill-data) — Years active: 1948–present Watch our video from 2021 about the party here: https://youtu.be/FaASoMR9fQQ
September 21, 2025 at 12:06 PM
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With alt-text:
Infocard that reads: Party for freedom (PVV) — Leader: Geert Wilders — Orientation: rightwing (per Poguntke et al. (2020)) — EP-affiliation: Identity and democracy (member of Identity and democracy; sits in the Identity and democracy-group in the European parliament; noninscrits in the Benelux interparliamentary assembly) — EU-stance: strongly opposed to EU-integration (per Chapel Hill-data) — Years active: 2006–present Watch our video from 2021 about the party here: https://youtu.be/zpl0sNsyomE
September 21, 2025 at 12:04 PM