Brownie pops!

Every year, ESA participates in Global Play Day--an opportunity for kids to direct their whole day! It's an entire school day of learning through social interaction and JOY!

Join me in the @nycmidnight.bsky.social Flash Fiction Challenge on May 30th! Learn more at nycmidnight.com/ffc

"I don't need a darning egg to mend my socks! I own round things!"

TIL: Use a round thing that is not a dryer ball.

One year ago today I drove my mom to a Lutheran church because they were the only ones doing drive-through ashes. She was too sick to go to church. They treated her like a member of the church they'd known for years. Thanks, First Lutheran Church of Lafayette

Can you write a story in 100 words? Join me in the @nycmidnight.bsky.social 100-word Microfiction Challenge on March 21st! Learn more at nycmidnight.com/100

Today's post-test doodle was "draw two bugs on a date."

I'm so proud.

Thanks but I think I'll pick a few low ones first in order to gain the strength to climb higher.

That's not a metaphor. I just work better after a snack.

How awesome would it be if someone hot new pop singer came on the scene-- Lithe, perky, and flawless like all the rest. She puts out a new single, and you hit play, and she just sounds like Ethel Merman. Just a spunky, chesty belt.

It's text evidence day

Before the snow came, Jake and I went to Mel's. I heard a woman at a booth talking about the Whoopdie Doo Review at Disneyworld I whirled around and said, "They pulled me on stage for that show!!!" And we talked a while about how fun the show was. This is from that trip.

Lafayette blizzard 2025

Henceforth I shall refer to Astrology as Slumber Party Myers-Briggs.

Southern women:

Teehee, I'm powered by cuss words!

Also southern women:

Here's an exhaustive list of arbitrary rules that I use to decide whether or not you're a true lady.