Les Butler
@lesbutler14.bsky.social
They / them pronouns
Librarian, violist, and general crafty person
Librarian, violist, and general crafty person
3 year old: I can't eat dirt like the Grinch! It's not healthy!
December 13, 2025 at 8:25 PM
3 year old: I can't eat dirt like the Grinch! It's not healthy!
*At a marching band performance*
3 year old: That was the coolest thing I ever seen!
*Next performance*
3 year old: That was the coolest thing I ever seen!
3 year old: That was the coolest thing I ever seen!
*Next performance*
3 year old: That was the coolest thing I ever seen!
October 23, 2025 at 4:42 AM
*At a marching band performance*
3 year old: That was the coolest thing I ever seen!
*Next performance*
3 year old: That was the coolest thing I ever seen!
3 year old: That was the coolest thing I ever seen!
*Next performance*
3 year old: That was the coolest thing I ever seen!
Momma (driving): why is this slowmo doing 30 in a 55 zone?
3 year old: momma, you're a fastmo!
3 year old: momma, you're a fastmo!
October 10, 2025 at 5:38 PM
Momma (driving): why is this slowmo doing 30 in a 55 zone?
3 year old: momma, you're a fastmo!
3 year old: momma, you're a fastmo!
Fancy Nancy: Ooo la la!
3 year old: Ooo la ooo la!
3 year old: Ooo la ooo la!
October 7, 2025 at 2:46 AM
Fancy Nancy: Ooo la la!
3 year old: Ooo la ooo la!
3 year old: Ooo la ooo la!
3 year old: Halloween is not a holiday, it's a HAUNTED day!
October 5, 2025 at 5:50 PM
3 year old: Halloween is not a holiday, it's a HAUNTED day!
3 year old: tummy wake up! Wake up, tummy!
3 year old brother: I don't think your tummy can hear you
3 year old: WAKE UP TUMMY!
3 year old brother: I don't think your tummy can hear you
3 year old: WAKE UP TUMMY!
September 30, 2025 at 2:30 AM
3 year old: tummy wake up! Wake up, tummy!
3 year old brother: I don't think your tummy can hear you
3 year old: WAKE UP TUMMY!
3 year old brother: I don't think your tummy can hear you
3 year old: WAKE UP TUMMY!
3 year old: I like pizza so much, I'm made of pizza! Eat my pizza leg!
August 7, 2025 at 11:08 PM
3 year old: I like pizza so much, I'm made of pizza! Eat my pizza leg!
3 year old: Grandma, look at my dolly's butt!
Grandma: Oh, does it look like your butt?
3 year old: No, my butt is covered with shorts
Grandma: Oh, does it look like your butt?
3 year old: No, my butt is covered with shorts
July 18, 2025 at 11:44 PM
3 year old: Grandma, look at my dolly's butt!
Grandma: Oh, does it look like your butt?
3 year old: No, my butt is covered with shorts
Grandma: Oh, does it look like your butt?
3 year old: No, my butt is covered with shorts
3 year old (in pool): Mama, I'm a mama walrus and you're my baby! Say Arf arf!
June 8, 2025 at 1:00 AM
3 year old (in pool): Mama, I'm a mama walrus and you're my baby! Say Arf arf!
3 year old: there's baby wipes, but not big boy wipes
April 14, 2025 at 1:38 AM
3 year old: there's baby wipes, but not big boy wipes
3 year old (wearing headphones): Mommy, do you hear that sound?
Me: No, those headphones aren't connected to anything
*puts on headphones, hears classical music*
Me: I guess there is sound. Creepy.
Me: No, those headphones aren't connected to anything
*puts on headphones, hears classical music*
Me: I guess there is sound. Creepy.
April 11, 2025 at 3:39 PM
3 year old (wearing headphones): Mommy, do you hear that sound?
Me: No, those headphones aren't connected to anything
*puts on headphones, hears classical music*
Me: I guess there is sound. Creepy.
Me: No, those headphones aren't connected to anything
*puts on headphones, hears classical music*
Me: I guess there is sound. Creepy.
3 yr old: Your soap is running away from you!
March 14, 2025 at 2:55 AM
3 yr old: Your soap is running away from you!
3 year old: where did the cake bucket go?
Me: .... the what?
3 yr old: the cake bucket that was on the table.
Me ...... the cake carry container?
Oh no, it is now called a cake bucket my friends.
Me: .... the what?
3 yr old: the cake bucket that was on the table.
Me ...... the cake carry container?
Oh no, it is now called a cake bucket my friends.
March 5, 2025 at 5:51 AM
3 year old: where did the cake bucket go?
Me: .... the what?
3 yr old: the cake bucket that was on the table.
Me ...... the cake carry container?
Oh no, it is now called a cake bucket my friends.
Me: .... the what?
3 yr old: the cake bucket that was on the table.
Me ...... the cake carry container?
Oh no, it is now called a cake bucket my friends.
Tonight's bedtime routine involved waltzing around the nursery with the twins singing "Once Upon a Dream" from Sleeping Beauty.
February 23, 2025 at 5:46 AM
Tonight's bedtime routine involved waltzing around the nursery with the twins singing "Once Upon a Dream" from Sleeping Beauty.
2 year old- "I don't want crunchy broccoli, I want quiet broccoli!"
January 27, 2025 at 2:56 AM
2 year old- "I don't want crunchy broccoli, I want quiet broccoli!"