The lion needs assurance that you'd still love him if he was a worm

This is wild yo read as someone who hasn't ever played pokemon, because I'll see the category labelled "god did not smile on the creation of this beast," and the beast in question is just a hamster with antlers

As in... the newspaper?

You write like you're making mead

Come to think of it, I have the same issue with writing music. I come up with so many cool riffs that last 20 seconds, but never figure out how to build them into actual songs

You've given the man $100,000, he doesn't give a fuck

Also doubles as a habit of getting off your phone and doing shit

Went up, came down. Now hospitalised