Wilbur 🔻
@lepusrex.bsky.social
Hello. I'm a living ghost from Minnesota, USA.
At a family gathering a couple of decades ago, I saw a relative mashing buttons on an unmarked remote control (for a fancy clock, iirc). “What’s this even do?”
Me: “No! That’s grandma’s pacemaker!”
Her: 😨
Very angry, once she realised that’s not how they work. I sent this to her later that night.
Me: “No! That’s grandma’s pacemaker!”
Her: 😨
Very angry, once she realised that’s not how they work. I sent this to her later that night.
October 16, 2025 at 8:29 PM
At a family gathering a couple of decades ago, I saw a relative mashing buttons on an unmarked remote control (for a fancy clock, iirc). “What’s this even do?”
Me: “No! That’s grandma’s pacemaker!”
Her: 😨
Very angry, once she realised that’s not how they work. I sent this to her later that night.
Me: “No! That’s grandma’s pacemaker!”
Her: 😨
Very angry, once she realised that’s not how they work. I sent this to her later that night.
Yet another wild weekend, partying with the boys.
May 5, 2025 at 6:35 AM
Yet another wild weekend, partying with the boys.
Introduce yourself with 4 records.
November 21, 2024 at 7:15 AM
Introduce yourself with 4 records.
Post a perfect album from the 90s.
November 19, 2024 at 11:17 AM
Post a perfect album from the 90s.
I mean, they had their little quirks.
November 17, 2024 at 4:49 PM
I mean, they had their little quirks.
Nuh-uh. I almost never block anyone on Twitter, but I’m blocking all these old celeb weenies, over here. Where’s Stephen King? Where’s fucking Takei?
November 17, 2024 at 6:58 AM
Nuh-uh. I almost never block anyone on Twitter, but I’m blocking all these old celeb weenies, over here. Where’s Stephen King? Where’s fucking Takei?
Oh, good to hear! I just saw this, and wished someone with a hentai pfp would show up and call me a paedophile for posting about my favourite ice cream, or something.
November 14, 2024 at 5:59 AM
Oh, good to hear! I just saw this, and wished someone with a hentai pfp would show up and call me a paedophile for posting about my favourite ice cream, or something.
Repost with a pic you have saved that you haven’t found a use for.
November 14, 2024 at 4:04 AM
Repost with a pic you have saved that you haven’t found a use for.
Ten television shows to get to know me (no particular order):
1. MST3K (1988-1999).
2. Blackadder.
3. Peep Show.
4. The Rockford Files.
5. The Prisoner.
6. The Smell of Reeves and Mortimer.
7. What’s My Line? (U.S., 1950–1967)
8. Freaks and Geeks.
9. Coronation Street.
10. 15 Storeys High.
1. MST3K (1988-1999).
2. Blackadder.
3. Peep Show.
4. The Rockford Files.
5. The Prisoner.
6. The Smell of Reeves and Mortimer.
7. What’s My Line? (U.S., 1950–1967)
8. Freaks and Geeks.
9. Coronation Street.
10. 15 Storeys High.
November 14, 2024 at 2:39 AM
Ten television shows to get to know me (no particular order):
1. MST3K (1988-1999).
2. Blackadder.
3. Peep Show.
4. The Rockford Files.
5. The Prisoner.
6. The Smell of Reeves and Mortimer.
7. What’s My Line? (U.S., 1950–1967)
8. Freaks and Geeks.
9. Coronation Street.
10. 15 Storeys High.
1. MST3K (1988-1999).
2. Blackadder.
3. Peep Show.
4. The Rockford Files.
5. The Prisoner.
6. The Smell of Reeves and Mortimer.
7. What’s My Line? (U.S., 1950–1967)
8. Freaks and Geeks.
9. Coronation Street.
10. 15 Storeys High.