Hey everyone, I am back from hiatus and I apologise to all my longstanding fans who have waited so long. Now as for my opinions on the world at the moment...
Bogeys.
That is all.

Happy new year all! I can tell just from the smell of fireworks in the air that this year will be... wait, wait no thats my shed on fire! Brb

Been a while since I have posted and I have been asked by PR to start to try and engage with the younger audiences, so...
Skibbidy toilet rizzler gyat! Am I doing this right?

So a guy walks into a bar, and it doesn't hurt him that much. He has an idea, "I'll charge people for this! $10 a go". Now everyone loves running into bars.

And gandalf said to Frodo as he borded the boat to Valinor, "I have seen through the birth of this new age, I have seen battles and lost loved ones. I have seen evil, wose than your darkest nightmares, yet if trump is to be elected a second term, I shall not stay around to see it"

Dear America,
Why have you done that?
Sincerely, the rest of the world.

Hello McDonalds my old friend,
I've come to eat at you again.
Because my car failed it's M.O.T,
And your location is near to me,
Since the tyre, place is opposite your premises,
So I remain
Within the sound, of fryers

Saw you posting in "The other place" today... Can't say I'm dissapointed, but I am certainly not appointed @djenerate.xyz

#Hyperia is insane...

It's time for controversial oppinion of the day (when I remember):
I only think about the Roman Empire every few days, not every day. Only archivists do that.

Time for my controversial oppinon of the day! Tried the McRib... It's mid.

Oh, you want me to post something? Well here! Here's your post! Oh it needs to *saaaay* something. Well, you know what? Screw you I'm not posting it now.