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I don't like your calling him that. It is insulting to both the Muppet and the Saint, and probably to a bunch of people who are actually named Elmo.

The actions of the Republican administration currently in power are reprehensible. It is too important to remain silent. I will do every peaceful, legal thing within my power to decry them. I do not condone it.