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lepetitoiseau.bsky.social
C. Bukowski
@lepetitoiseau.bsky.social
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New York Chaos Queer, MD.⚕️
Swordsperson.⚔️
Dyke Devotee. Genderfluid. 🏳️‍🌈
Exhausted for many reasons. 💀

Banner Alt: Quark a piebald cat meowing. Profile Alt: A brunette person lying down wearing a black cutoff t-shirt.
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Part Two.
A colorful photo of a courtyard on a grey day covered in snow.
December 2, 2025 at 8:15 PM
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Oh hello, snow.
A colorful photo taken through a window of a brick & asphalt courtyard with a large, red brick building behind it. Snow flurries are seen everywhere.
November 28, 2025 at 7:37 PM
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Little Grumpy Lump Quark says Good Morning to you all.
A colorful still photo of an adult, shorthaired, piebald cat resting comfortably on the top level of some access stairs. She is below a large window, showing exposed red brick on the building outside, lit warmly in the early morning sun.
November 28, 2025 at 12:09 PM
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You've just died. The 6th picture in your gallery is what killed you.
A colorful photo of a pair of pink pointe ballet shoes beside four pink ribbons laid out beside them.
November 27, 2025 at 10:58 PM
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When a real one sees you’re hurting and drops in to make you smile. 🥰
Two text messages reading: To you tooBones I wish we were even remotely near each other we should have our own Thanksgiving, with strippers and blackjack
November 27, 2025 at 8:46 PM
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On holidays, Loki is always in charge of serving the ham.
A colorful still photo of an adult, shorthaired, piebald cat sitting comfortably on his hip, nonchalantly but with oodles of self assured swagger. He has a pink nose, bright green eyes and is resting on a white fluffy blanket, leaning back against his elbow like Burt Reynolds.
November 27, 2025 at 6:01 PM
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Special thanks to this miniature butthead for deciding to go Vasco FUCKING da Gama for the very first time by slipping out our door undetected & climbing up to the top floor of our building stairwell on the eve of our move. Found her safe but confused & she’s okay. 👹
A colorful photo of an adult, piebald cat curled up on a blue and black blanket. Quark is sleepy, resting her chin on her front elbows since her front legs are extended out a bit. She is looking out of the corner of her green eye with an unamused but very normal grumpy expression for her.
November 25, 2025 at 1:54 AM
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ONLY. TWO. HOURS. OF CRYING. OVER. BABY ANIMALS. A DAY! 💋
A black stick figure drawing of a person with a smile holding up an orange chancla getting ready to whack someone with it.
November 24, 2025 at 9:37 AM
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Y’all know what’s just as cool as having your car stolen the week before you move? Finding out you have a raging sinus infection & out of control asthma two DAYS before you have to move. I feel like hot garbage water & keep wheezing. Fucking at my limit.
A colorful still photo of Mariah Carey wearing a silver sequins evening gown, a dramatic diamond necklace, and long, wavy perfectly styled hair while holding semi automatic pistols in each hand. She is in the middle of singing, probably hitting that G sharp, looking at the camera, while pointing a gun at the camera because the Queen don’t fuck around. You gonna mess with this multiple Grammy winning, platinum charting legend? She can take you out with either lead, a song, or both, bish.
November 23, 2025 at 10:55 PM
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Without downloading new pics, what is it like dating you?
A colorful meme of a brown alpaca with its mouth wide open with the caption: TAKE OFF YOUR PANTS!
November 22, 2025 at 3:51 AM
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When somebody asks for a new photo of me I send this.
A colorful photo of a large, tan potato against a black background with bruising and creasing in its skin which looks like a large frowning face.
November 21, 2025 at 2:36 AM
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Just so you know, when you refuse to cuddle with me while I’m sick, this is who you’re ignoring.
A colorful photo of a tan and brown Fuggler doll standing up on its hind legs. It is covered with tan hair all over its body, with a dark brown circle beard surrounding an open mouth filled with small, human like deciduous (baby) looking teeth. It has small, black round eyes and small nubs on the top of its head for ears. It’s horrifically adorable.
November 11, 2025 at 12:43 PM
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Frankie lahvs my closet, y’all.
A colorful photo of an adult, shorthaired brown tabby cat, just barely visible because she is tucked deeply in a portable wardrobe closet. Frankie’s eyes are barely open because she’s snoozing comfortably on a large shoebox, tucked under hanging clothes in the dark. Beside her is a large pair of black, gay boots.
November 10, 2025 at 2:54 AM
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When I have to spend more than ten minutes on a train I get dramatic and artsy.
A black and white photo of a shorthaired brunette person wearing thick rimmed glasses and a black baseball cap which has “Book of the Month” embroidered on the side in bold white letters. Charlie is looking away from the camera propping their chin on their forearm with a fatigued expression on their face.
November 8, 2025 at 9:29 PM
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A comfy Grumpy Pants is a Happy Grumpy Pants.
A colorful photo of an adult, shorthaired, piebald cat resting comfortably in a snuggly, cream colored blanket. Quark is on the precipice of sleep, her sage green eyes barely open, resting her chin on a soft lump of blanket. She has a black and white face, delicate white whiskers and a large, black freckle on her white nose.
November 6, 2025 at 3:52 PM
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Life is short, y’all. 🫶💚
November 1, 2025 at 12:05 PM
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Please be mean to me.
A colorful screen capture of an animated supervillain sorcerer: Skeletor. He has a skinless skull face, blue skin, is muscular as hell because he gets them gains, and wears dark purple hood with a matching attached leather harness because you know it’s how he gets down. He is pointing at something and the caption reads “Joke’s on you I’m into that shit!”, which is not a real quote from an episode of HeMan but is still funny as hell.
October 20, 2025 at 11:42 PM
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Everything in this reality might be horrible, so cope how you can.
October 16, 2025 at 7:56 PM
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Those magic words we all want to hear. 🤭
A screen capture of a conversation reading: Can I send you a sword With a smiley response of: 😳🤗☺️
October 16, 2025 at 11:39 AM
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Of course I am. Of course I’m Uranus. 😭
A colorful image of the planet Uranus in space with the following: Your Result: Uranus You've been hurt by lies or fake friends, and it's left a mark. You want to connect, but it's hard to trust. You push people away to protect yourself, even when you secretly want closeness. More Quizzes
October 16, 2025 at 11:33 AM
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COME OUT HERE AND SHARE THE SLAW!!
A colorful screen capture of an animal crossing character in a green jacket standing in the snow facing away from the camera with a large speech bubble which reads: get back here lesbian.
October 12, 2025 at 4:02 AM
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¡Madre de Dios! 😶‍🌫️
A colorful screen capture of a group of school children from the cartoon series The Simpsons all reacting dramatically and panicking while pointing and crying with the caption: “Stop! STOP!! I’m already queer!”
October 12, 2025 at 3:57 AM
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Did you post this?
A colorful meme of a white chicken smoking a cigarette with a caption reading: Yeah I’m poly… poly gonna fuck yo bitch
October 12, 2025 at 12:24 AM
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Co-Star just coming for my guts today. God damn.
A daily horoscope from Co-Star reading: CO - STAR YOUR DAY AT A GLANCE No relationship is truly equal, but that doesn't mean you should accept less than you need. You've twisted yourself into knots trying to make someone happy. Stop. The silence after you voice your needs will tell you everything. If they respond with anger or withdrawal, that's your answer. Walk away without explanation. A friendship horoscope blurb sent to Charlie from a friend and mutual co-Star user of their horoscope reading: Charlie @bukovianstar • Pisces & Leo 1 Aquarius Charlie wants to be desired. Charlie's day at a glance: Anybody who gets to experience your love remembers it for life.
October 11, 2025 at 1:37 AM
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Unsolicited lick pic.
A still capture from the movie Terminator 2, where an orderly wearing glasses and a white polo shirt is bent over licking the face of Sarah Connor, who is wearing white scrubs and restrained in place on a bed with her eyes slightly opened after being sedated.
October 10, 2025 at 11:22 PM