This getting flagged as adult content is cracking me up

I don't need an end table or family heirloom doodads taking up space I don't even have. I need to afford food and make rent because the price of everything keeps going up and my paycheck stays the same.

When I tell people where I live I'm Scottish, they're like "Oh, you mean Scots-Irish?" and I'm like "No, I mean SCOTTISH, like from a town that was almost totally obliterated by the Highland Clearances"