Leo Volf
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Leo Volf
@leovolf.bsky.social
Dog dad. Failed comedian musician and actor. Did I mention I have a dog?
not trying to be political, but the White House Rose garden is looking good!
August 15, 2025 at 5:55 PM
the internet in 2025:

do i trust the ai generated summary from wabi.tv?

google maps? lol 🤷‍♂️

the official usps website?
June 19, 2025 at 3:05 PM
looking forward to a future where i browse my brand new john deere ipad looking at the latest chevrolet fridge
April 4, 2025 at 12:24 AM
the cynical strategy here is to just blatantly lie to fox news viewers using the typical fox news boogeyman discourse to justify gutting social security. unfortunately for us, the president, is one of those viewers, and will buy this hook line and sinker.
Musk: "The waste and fraud in entitlement spending -- that's the big one to eliminate. That's the half trillion, maybe 600 or 700 billion a year. That's also the mechanism by which Democrats attract & retain illegal immigrants by essentially paying them to come here & then turning them into voters."
March 11, 2025 at 1:43 PM
unfortunately there are no exceptions to acab
February 15, 2025 at 3:42 PM
Reposted by Leo Volf
spaceX is obviously propped up by public funds. peter thiel's company, palantir, is entirely reliant on government contracts. if the pentagon budget had any oversight these dudes would be running MLMs
February 13, 2025 at 4:31 PM
Reposted by Leo Volf
the idea that these tech guys are opposed to "government waste" is so completely fucking ridiculous. they feast on government waste. DOD budgets are a bloated mess. the pentagon has failed 7 straight audits. the big beneficiaries are tech companies providing defense services.
February 13, 2025 at 4:29 PM
there needs to be a thorough audit of the massive fraud happening on top of elon musk’s head
February 12, 2025 at 3:45 PM
cry harder libs! biden and hunter did burisma so that means anyone i like gets to do infinite corruption!
February 8, 2025 at 11:42 PM
the constitutional scholars have logged on
February 8, 2025 at 5:00 PM
in home alone it’s never really explained why kevin knows how to and is so good at setting booby traps and that’s because he’s simply a vicious blood thirsty killer
December 24, 2024 at 7:46 PM
is every dog’s secondary nickname “bubba”?
December 13, 2024 at 8:07 PM
Reposted by Leo Volf
we’re not supposed to cheer on a bloodthirsty violent psychopath, yet we all cheer on kevin in home alone
December 12, 2024 at 3:11 PM
we’re not supposed to cheer on a bloodthirsty violent psychopath, yet we all cheer on kevin in home alone
December 12, 2024 at 3:11 PM
universal construction schedule near your home:

6am-10am: DRILL

10am-5pm: LUNCH/BREAK
December 9, 2024 at 2:03 PM
this is america. we voted for trump twice. we shrug at little kids getting shot into pieces every couple of weeks or a 9/11 equivalent of deaths a day during the pandemic. so if it takes a couple of ceo deaths to lower our insurance premiums even a little bit, america will cheer that on gleefully.
December 6, 2024 at 8:10 PM
no one is forcing these people to be death industry ceos. every c suite exec from every major health insurance company could retire today and spend the rest of their days volunteering at soup kitchens and they’d still have generational wealth. they choose this work because they like doing it.
December 5, 2024 at 9:40 PM
we just had an election that definitively told us the american people do not care about decency, character, honor, or any other version associated with being a “good” person, but cheering the death of a guy who is the definition of banality of evil is a tad too far.
December 5, 2024 at 9:28 PM
nothing like a long car ride. just you, the open road, and your hate for everyone and everything.
December 4, 2024 at 3:42 PM
love to fire up the playstation plug in my headphones and stay up all night talking feelings with the boys
December 3, 2024 at 3:20 PM
favorite part of a haircut is when you and the barber simultaneously decide that it’s best if you both spend the rest of time together in silence
December 3, 2024 at 12:40 AM
taking some time away from alcohol to realize that feeling like shit is permanent
November 27, 2024 at 1:41 PM
boy dinner
November 25, 2024 at 6:07 PM
i'm already paying $40 for the tiny artisanal pizza, no need to rub it in my face by calling it like "the dickdown"
November 23, 2024 at 4:23 PM