Leopards Ate My Face
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“We ordered something shipped from Africa and had to pay UPS over $300 to reimburse them ….
My ignorance is that I didn't realize WE had to pay...or it got passed on to us. I'm simply not understanding. I only thought Trumps tariffs were paid by the other countries, not us.”
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My ignorance is that I didn't realize WE had to pay...or it got passed on to us. I'm simply not understanding. I only thought Trumps tariffs were paid by the other countries, not us.”
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August 8, 2025 at 3:36 AM
“We ordered something shipped from Africa and had to pay UPS over $300 to reimburse them ….
My ignorance is that I didn't realize WE had to pay...or it got passed on to us. I'm simply not understanding. I only thought Trumps tariffs were paid by the other countries, not us.”
#LeopardsAteMyFace
My ignorance is that I didn't realize WE had to pay...or it got passed on to us. I'm simply not understanding. I only thought Trumps tariffs were paid by the other countries, not us.”
#LeopardsAteMyFace
“Marjorie Taylor Greene says she's starting to think the GOP is anti-women and anti-worker.”
#LeopardsAteMyFace
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Marjorie Taylor Greene says she's starting to think the
GOP is anti-women and anti-worker.
"There's women in our party that are really sick and tired of the way men treat Republican women... [The
GOP] has turned its back on the workers and just regular Americans."
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August 4, 2025 at 1:07 AM
“Marjorie Taylor Greene says she's starting to think the GOP is anti-women and anti-worker.”
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“There's three restaurants that are good and I've been to all of them twice.”
(Sorry Austinites)
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(Sorry Austinites)
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July 27, 2025 at 5:59 PM
“There's three restaurants that are good and I've been to all of them twice.”
(Sorry Austinites)
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(Sorry Austinites)
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July 27, 2025 at 3:33 PM
Texas man who lit $100 million+ on fire to elect Trump:
“Wow, amazing that Epstein "killed himself" and Ghislaine is in federal prison for a hoax”
#LeopardsAteMyFace
“Wow, amazing that Epstein "killed himself" and Ghislaine is in federal prison for a hoax”
#LeopardsAteMyFace
July 16, 2025 at 11:59 PM
Texas man who lit $100 million+ on fire to elect Trump:
“Wow, amazing that Epstein "killed himself" and Ghislaine is in federal prison for a hoax”
#LeopardsAteMyFace
“Wow, amazing that Epstein "killed himself" and Ghislaine is in federal prison for a hoax”
#LeopardsAteMyFace
Even the Babylon Bee guy has had it
“This probably wasn't the best way to handle a hoax.”
#LeopardsAteMyFace
“This probably wasn't the best way to handle a hoax.”
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July 16, 2025 at 11:31 PM
Even the Babylon Bee guy has had it
“This probably wasn't the best way to handle a hoax.”
#LeopardsAteMyFace
“This probably wasn't the best way to handle a hoax.”
#LeopardsAteMyFace
Is the game up?
“They used raped children as a publicity stunt. Not even the democrats have ever pulled that.
Disgusting and Disappointing is an understatement.”
#LeopardsAteMyFace
“They used raped children as a publicity stunt. Not even the democrats have ever pulled that.
Disgusting and Disappointing is an understatement.”
#LeopardsAteMyFace
July 13, 2025 at 8:42 PM
Is the game up?
“They used raped children as a publicity stunt. Not even the democrats have ever pulled that.
Disgusting and Disappointing is an understatement.”
#LeopardsAteMyFace
“They used raped children as a publicity stunt. Not even the democrats have ever pulled that.
Disgusting and Disappointing is an understatement.”
#LeopardsAteMyFace
“We were all told more was coming. That answers were out there and would be provided. Incredible how utterly mismanaged this Epstein mess has been.”
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July 7, 2025 at 7:11 PM
“We were all told more was coming. That answers were out there and would be provided. Incredible how utterly mismanaged this Epstein mess has been.”
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#LeopardsAteMyFace
“A year ago, I wore a maga hat never imagining the fear and pain that Donald Trump would bring to our Latino community. I deeply apologize for my ignorance and for believing that nothing bad would happen to us.
I now understand how wrong I was.”
#LeopardsAteMyFace
I now understand how wrong I was.”
#LeopardsAteMyFace
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A year ago, I wore a maga hat never imagining the fear and pain that Donald Trump would bring to our Latino community. I deeply apologize for my ignorance and for believing that nothing bad would happen to us.
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I now understand how wrong I was. The deportations my own family faced in the '70s and '80s don't compare to the cruelty we're witnessing today. I can't change the past, but I am fully committed to making things right.
I'm here to listen, to learn, and to do better. I stand with my people always. My doors are open to everyone, and my heart is with our community.
With respect and humility,
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July 6, 2025 at 2:19 AM
“A year ago, I wore a maga hat never imagining the fear and pain that Donald Trump would bring to our Latino community. I deeply apologize for my ignorance and for believing that nothing bad would happen to us.
I now understand how wrong I was.”
#LeopardsAteMyFace
I now understand how wrong I was.”
#LeopardsAteMyFace
“I mentioned in the family chat that 300,000 kids in lowa are on Medicaid - they will all lose coverage.
My brother is like: well it least it's not touching Hawk-i, that's what my kids are on.
"Uhhhhh....
Hawk-i is Medicaid”
"What? They better not."
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My brother is like: well it least it's not touching Hawk-i, that's what my kids are on.
"Uhhhhh....
Hawk-i is Medicaid”
"What? They better not."
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My brother had a total Leopard Ate My Face moment last night.
I mentioned in the family chat that 300,000 kids in lowa are on Medicaid - they will all lose coverage.
My brother is like: well it least it's not touching Hawk-i, that's what my kids are on.
"Uhhhhh....
Hawk-i is Medicaid”
"What? They better not."
Dude has been banging the drum for this stupid spending bill for weeks and didn't even realize he was rooting for his own kids losing their insurance.
How many other people you think don't realize they are actually on Medicaid just because the states call it something else?
Ultimately, it's not a big deal because we are all going to die
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July 4, 2025 at 9:59 AM
“I mentioned in the family chat that 300,000 kids in lowa are on Medicaid - they will all lose coverage.
My brother is like: well it least it's not touching Hawk-i, that's what my kids are on.
"Uhhhhh....
Hawk-i is Medicaid”
"What? They better not."
#LeopardsAteMyFace
My brother is like: well it least it's not touching Hawk-i, that's what my kids are on.
"Uhhhhh....
Hawk-i is Medicaid”
"What? They better not."
#LeopardsAteMyFace
We’ve reached the “ready to sabotage the GOP” phase of the Great Musk Crashout
“If this insane spending bill passes, the America Party will be formed the next day.
Our country needs an alternative to the Democrat-Republican uniparty so that the people actually have a VOICE.”
#LeopardsAteMyFace
“If this insane spending bill passes, the America Party will be formed the next day.
Our country needs an alternative to the Democrat-Republican uniparty so that the people actually have a VOICE.”
#LeopardsAteMyFace
July 1, 2025 at 2:54 AM
We’ve reached the “ready to sabotage the GOP” phase of the Great Musk Crashout
“If this insane spending bill passes, the America Party will be formed the next day.
Our country needs an alternative to the Democrat-Republican uniparty so that the people actually have a VOICE.”
#LeopardsAteMyFace
“If this insane spending bill passes, the America Party will be formed the next day.
Our country needs an alternative to the Democrat-Republican uniparty so that the people actually have a VOICE.”
#LeopardsAteMyFace
The “MAGA lefty” sure did speedrun her crash out:
“It's so dumb that our choices are a party that wants to kick people off Medicaid and a party that wants to give it to millions of illegal migrants.”
“Poor & working-class folks know they're going to foot the bill.”
#LeopardsAteMyFace
“It's so dumb that our choices are a party that wants to kick people off Medicaid and a party that wants to give it to millions of illegal migrants.”
“Poor & working-class folks know they're going to foot the bill.”
#LeopardsAteMyFace
June 30, 2025 at 5:46 PM
The “MAGA lefty” sure did speedrun her crash out:
“It's so dumb that our choices are a party that wants to kick people off Medicaid and a party that wants to give it to millions of illegal migrants.”
“Poor & working-class folks know they're going to foot the bill.”
#LeopardsAteMyFace
“It's so dumb that our choices are a party that wants to kick people off Medicaid and a party that wants to give it to millions of illegal migrants.”
“Poor & working-class folks know they're going to foot the bill.”
#LeopardsAteMyFace
“I'm totally against selling this land. Nobody is going to build "affordable housing" deep in the Olympic Peninsula, which is one of the most beautiful places in the country. I want my kids hiking, fishing, and camping on those lands, not selling them for some tax-credit scam.”
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June 17, 2025 at 6:44 PM
“I'm totally against selling this land. Nobody is going to build "affordable housing" deep in the Olympic Peninsula, which is one of the most beautiful places in the country. I want my kids hiking, fishing, and camping on those lands, not selling them for some tax-credit scam.”
#LeopardsAteMyFace
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“I was wrong about Trump
Entire Trump family are nepotistic extractive grifters”
“Getting us into another large scale conflict in the Middle East…
…bait[ed] the Right into cheering on a federal police state”
“The entire MAGA campaign was a fraud. We got duped.
Feels horrible.”
#LeopardsAteMyFace
Entire Trump family are nepotistic extractive grifters”
“Getting us into another large scale conflict in the Middle East…
…bait[ed] the Right into cheering on a federal police state”
“The entire MAGA campaign was a fraud. We got duped.
Feels horrible.”
#LeopardsAteMyFace
June 17, 2025 at 2:10 AM
“I was wrong about Trump
Entire Trump family are nepotistic extractive grifters”
“Getting us into another large scale conflict in the Middle East…
…bait[ed] the Right into cheering on a federal police state”
“The entire MAGA campaign was a fraud. We got duped.
Feels horrible.”
#LeopardsAteMyFace
Entire Trump family are nepotistic extractive grifters”
“Getting us into another large scale conflict in the Middle East…
…bait[ed] the Right into cheering on a federal police state”
“The entire MAGA campaign was a fraud. We got duped.
Feels horrible.”
#LeopardsAteMyFace
June 6, 2025 at 2:04 PM
“can i finally say that trump's tariffs are super stupid”
“The Trump tariffs will cause a recession in the second half of this year”
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“The Trump tariffs will cause a recession in the second half of this year”
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June 5, 2025 at 9:03 PM
“can i finally say that trump's tariffs are super stupid”
“The Trump tariffs will cause a recession in the second half of this year”
#LeopardsAteMyFace
“The Trump tariffs will cause a recession in the second half of this year”
#LeopardsAteMyFace
“Time to drop the really big bomb:
@/realDonaldTrump is in the Epstein files. That is the real reason they have not been made public.
Have a nice day, DJT!”
#LeopardsAteMyFace
@/realDonaldTrump is in the Epstein files. That is the real reason they have not been made public.
Have a nice day, DJT!”
#LeopardsAteMyFace
June 5, 2025 at 7:50 PM
“Time to drop the really big bomb:
@/realDonaldTrump is in the Epstein files. That is the real reason they have not been made public.
Have a nice day, DJT!”
#LeopardsAteMyFace
@/realDonaldTrump is in the Epstein files. That is the real reason they have not been made public.
Have a nice day, DJT!”
#LeopardsAteMyFace
June 5, 2025 at 7:40 PM
June 5, 2025 at 3:12 AM
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June 4, 2025 at 10:53 PM
“This massive, outrageous, pork-filled Congressional spending bill is a disgusting abomination.
Shame on those who voted for it: you know you did wrong. You know it.”
#LeopardsAteMyFace
Shame on those who voted for it: you know you did wrong. You know it.”
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June 4, 2025 at 11:27 AM
“This massive, outrageous, pork-filled Congressional spending bill is a disgusting abomination.
Shame on those who voted for it: you know you did wrong. You know it.”
#LeopardsAteMyFace
Shame on those who voted for it: you know you did wrong. You know it.”
#LeopardsAteMyFace
“Was MAGA a giant psyop?”
“I did not see it back then. Now I don't know how anyone does not see it....”
#LeopardsAteMyFace
“I did not see it back then. Now I don't know how anyone does not see it....”
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June 2, 2025 at 1:00 PM
“Was MAGA a giant psyop?”
“I did not see it back then. Now I don't know how anyone does not see it....”
#LeopardsAteMyFace
“I did not see it back then. Now I don't know how anyone does not see it....”
#LeopardsAteMyFace