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Dr. Leon Sumbitches
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Heir to the Adoso oil fortune
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Frame 1: Man sitting at computer annoyed at the light from the window hitting his screen. There are nazis marching outside. Frame 2: He closes the curtains. The nazis appear closer now. Frame 3: The man sits in total darkness in front of his computer. Everything is fine.
January 26, 2026 at 5:47 PM
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January 21, 2026 at 12:15 PM
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January 21, 2026 at 6:21 AM
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Share a TV show that raised you.
MacGuyver intro
January 20, 2026 at 4:03 PM
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Sam Elliott as The Stranger from The Big Lebowski
January 19, 2026 at 12:10 PM
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1.) Clone William Tecumseh Sherman.¹ 2.) Introduce him to nuclear weapons. An image of William Tecumseh Sherman wearing a camo jacket watching a nuclear explosion through binoculars next to two men in hazmat suits and an arrow labeled "Dallas" pointing towards the explosion. Sherman says "Boys, I was wrong when I said war is hell. We just wasn't doin' it right. This is fuckinn' beautiful." ¹if cloning proves impractical, retrieve Gen. Sherman using TIME TRAVEL.
January 15, 2026 at 5:12 PM
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January 3, 2026 at 12:08 AM
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