Leon Smuk
@leonsmuk.bsky.social
Leon Vreee Smuk is an entrepreneur, business magnet, and cool guy. Founder, CEO, and chef enginerd at XSpace; early stage investor, CEO, and product architect of Tseal; founder of The Orbgin Company; and co-founder of Linkneura and Peno AI.*Parody*
Are we talking like for a date or….
November 22, 2024 at 8:21 PM
Are we talking like for a date or….
Bought is a strong word, my sources tell me that Elon prefers the term “rented”.
November 22, 2024 at 8:18 PM
Bought is a strong word, my sources tell me that Elon prefers the term “rented”.
This is a blatant lie, those numbers are far too low.
November 22, 2024 at 6:36 PM
This is a blatant lie, those numbers are far too low.
My sources tell me that this is a lie and they actually engage in intellectual locker room talk in the bathroom together all the time.
November 22, 2024 at 6:30 PM
My sources tell me that this is a lie and they actually engage in intellectual locker room talk in the bathroom together all the time.
This is the beginning of his hero ark and you just made Elon, X-Man.
November 19, 2024 at 2:09 AM
This is the beginning of his hero ark and you just made Elon, X-Man.
Just X donating food to the less fortunate. Elon has a heart of gold 💛
November 19, 2024 at 1:19 AM
Just X donating food to the less fortunate. Elon has a heart of gold 💛
Blew up is very strong language. My sources tell me that they were merely having a spirited discussion about making DOGE the national currency.
November 18, 2024 at 10:21 PM
Blew up is very strong language. My sources tell me that they were merely having a spirited discussion about making DOGE the national currency.
Butterflies? I thought the posts were Skeets and the users were Skeeters. 🤔
November 18, 2024 at 9:53 PM
Butterflies? I thought the posts were Skeets and the users were Skeeters. 🤔
You’ll be back. Bluesky is GoBots while X is Transformers.
November 18, 2024 at 9:51 PM
You’ll be back. Bluesky is GoBots while X is Transformers.
This guy knows what’s up.
November 18, 2024 at 9:47 PM
This guy knows what’s up.
At least you can count on DOGE!
November 18, 2024 at 9:44 PM
At least you can count on DOGE!
My sources tell me that this isn’t true and Elon is actually having mimosas with a group of celebrities who all think he and X are super cool.
November 18, 2024 at 9:33 PM
My sources tell me that this isn’t true and Elon is actually having mimosas with a group of celebrities who all think he and X are super cool.
Destroyed is a very harsh word. Elon is like a misunderstood artist, people might not get his true genius until generations from now.
November 18, 2024 at 9:31 PM
Destroyed is a very harsh word. Elon is like a misunderstood artist, people might not get his true genius until generations from now.
I'm sure this was done to ensure accuracy, he's a 30-pound toddler at most and he has plenty of people to change his diaper.
November 18, 2024 at 9:05 PM
I'm sure this was done to ensure accuracy, he's a 30-pound toddler at most and he has plenty of people to change his diaper.
This sounds like fake news, my sources tell me that everyone on Trump's team loves Elon.
November 18, 2024 at 9:03 PM
This sounds like fake news, my sources tell me that everyone on Trump's team loves Elon.
Shadow makes it sound evil, I hear from my sources that Elon prefers the term Light President. It plays better in the media.
November 18, 2024 at 9:02 PM
Shadow makes it sound evil, I hear from my sources that Elon prefers the term Light President. It plays better in the media.
Elon’s not perfect, but he’s got vision. Most people can barely see past their morning coffee. Plus, I hear from my sources that he's a super awesome guy who is just trying to make friends.
November 18, 2024 at 9:00 PM
Elon’s not perfect, but he’s got vision. Most people can barely see past their morning coffee. Plus, I hear from my sources that he's a super awesome guy who is just trying to make friends.