ListenToLeon
@leonscott.bsky.social
Leon Scott. Comedian. Emmy nominated writer for #OpenMicRW & #GetUpDC. @WBDAccess Comedic Voices alum. Visit https://leonbscott.com for my live show schedule.
I hope this ends up in a museum. After 45/47, of course
September 19, 2025 at 4:20 AM
I hope this ends up in a museum. After 45/47, of course
Socrates winked at me last night 😂
August 24, 2025 at 2:40 AM
Socrates winked at me last night 😂
August 8, 2025 at 1:30 PM
A six-year-old clip that still sums up my feelings about Hulk Hogan 🤷🏾♂️
July 25, 2025 at 12:32 AM
A six-year-old clip that still sums up my feelings about Hulk Hogan 🤷🏾♂️
When you realize you’ve aged out of #poptheballoon
May 27, 2025 at 8:55 PM
When you realize you’ve aged out of #poptheballoon
This is happening Wednesday. Come through at 7pm or 9pm resy.com/cities/washi...
March 18, 2025 at 4:07 AM
This is happening Wednesday. Come through at 7pm or 9pm resy.com/cities/washi...
This Saturday! Join me at Highline RxR for some laughs! www.eventbrite.com/e/highline-r...
March 14, 2025 at 6:41 PM
This Saturday! Join me at Highline RxR for some laughs! www.eventbrite.com/e/highline-r...
I liked this picture until I saw that my hoodie strings are uneven
February 20, 2025 at 9:48 PM
I liked this picture until I saw that my hoodie strings are uneven
Me realizing I’m now fluent in Spanish thanks to the Montoya saga
February 11, 2025 at 6:56 PM
Me realizing I’m now fluent in Spanish thanks to the Montoya saga
I thought I invented the term “beast f**k”, but lo and behold, Eddie Murphy got there first. #VampireInBrooklyn
December 26, 2024 at 7:04 AM
I thought I invented the term “beast f**k”, but lo and behold, Eddie Murphy got there first. #VampireInBrooklyn
This vending machine just got me for $1.35. I’m looking at it the way Elmo looks at Rocko
December 10, 2024 at 4:27 PM
This vending machine just got me for $1.35. I’m looking at it the way Elmo looks at Rocko
Someone said Colman Domingo’s facial expressions in “Madness” irked her nerves, so I googled the show & this was the first thing I saw 😂
December 10, 2024 at 7:02 AM
Someone said Colman Domingo’s facial expressions in “Madness” irked her nerves, so I googled the show & this was the first thing I saw 😂
The key takeaway from this film: Pets are terrible Christmas presents. At best, it’s 17 years of responsibility. Worst case scenario: Gremlins
November 29, 2024 at 7:30 PM
The key takeaway from this film: Pets are terrible Christmas presents. At best, it’s 17 years of responsibility. Worst case scenario: Gremlins
That time I went toe to toe with barefoot enthusiasts
November 29, 2024 at 9:19 AM
That time I went toe to toe with barefoot enthusiasts
In keeping with #Thanksgiving tradition
November 28, 2024 at 3:40 PM
In keeping with #Thanksgiving tradition
Whoever made this Drake Karen meme deserves to have a great week
November 26, 2024 at 3:06 AM
Whoever made this Drake Karen meme deserves to have a great week
Ten year old me telling my friends pro wrestlers are really fighting: 📢📢📢
Pro wrestling:
Pro wrestling:
November 25, 2024 at 6:08 AM
Ten year old me telling my friends pro wrestlers are really fighting: 📢📢📢
Pro wrestling:
Pro wrestling:
This might have to be the album cover
November 19, 2024 at 6:41 AM
This might have to be the album cover
New show alert DC BlueSky folks: Every 1st & 3rd Wednesday at 600 T. Welcome cocktail included w/ticket resy.com/cities/washi...
November 17, 2024 at 12:16 AM
New show alert DC BlueSky folks: Every 1st & 3rd Wednesday at 600 T. Welcome cocktail included w/ticket resy.com/cities/washi...