Leon
@leonidasiii.bsky.social
I nominate Uggi for the job of enforcer.
January 16, 2026 at 6:12 PM
I nominate Uggi for the job of enforcer.
I was thinking Yakkety Sax, but this is good, too.
January 16, 2026 at 5:31 AM
I was thinking Yakkety Sax, but this is good, too.
Yeah well, a stopped clock and all that.
January 14, 2026 at 7:01 AM
Yeah well, a stopped clock and all that.
Exactly. Ma’am, this is America. We don’t do free healthcare.
January 13, 2026 at 10:16 PM
Exactly. Ma’am, this is America. We don’t do free healthcare.
Just found you. Take my follow, you magnificent bastard.
a cartoon character is holding a bunch of money and the words shut up and take are above him
Alt: Fry (futurama) is holding a bunch of money with the words “shut up and take my money”
media.tenor.com
January 13, 2026 at 4:57 PM
Just found you. Take my follow, you magnificent bastard.
Just wear your “Don’t Blame Me, I Voted For Kang” t-shirt and you should be fine.
January 10, 2026 at 7:12 PM
Just wear your “Don’t Blame Me, I Voted For Kang” t-shirt and you should be fine.
Yeah, I’m sure I’m not the only person who needed to look that acronym up in the past week.
January 7, 2026 at 4:46 PM
Yeah, I’m sure I’m not the only person who needed to look that acronym up in the past week.
They hired her for what now?
December 24, 2025 at 8:18 AM
They hired her for what now?
It seems like every “new” idea Weiss (and Co.) come up with should be met with a wet fart noise, but is instead greeted with bags of money.
December 19, 2025 at 4:30 PM
It seems like every “new” idea Weiss (and Co.) come up with should be met with a wet fart noise, but is instead greeted with bags of money.
Conspicuously absent: potatoes.
December 19, 2025 at 3:36 PM
Conspicuously absent: potatoes.
Simpsons did it dot gif.
December 12, 2025 at 7:29 PM
Simpsons did it dot gif.
Journalistic standards often push journalists to frame things a little mealy-mouthed. This criticism is over-the-top imho.
December 12, 2025 at 1:17 AM
Journalistic standards often push journalists to frame things a little mealy-mouthed. This criticism is over-the-top imho.
Pantone 2026: “Color is DEI.”
December 5, 2025 at 2:20 AM
Pantone 2026: “Color is DEI.”
I most assuredly didn’t want that car in 1996, but for… reasons… I’m tempted today. 😍
November 22, 2025 at 7:17 PM
I most assuredly didn’t want that car in 1996, but for… reasons… I’m tempted today. 😍
“I’m a deep thought-having person who thinks and writes good.”
November 17, 2025 at 8:05 PM
“I’m a deep thought-having person who thinks and writes good.”
And remind everyone that Schumer and Jeffries are two of those in charge.
November 12, 2025 at 4:47 PM
And remind everyone that Schumer and Jeffries are two of those in charge.
Enjoy your ratio you spineless twit
November 10, 2025 at 4:41 PM
Enjoy your ratio you spineless twit
And punts the healthcare question to just-in-time-for-the-midterms. It’s not a terrible offer because it was lose-lose for GOP: either have this as an issue in the midterms or make it look like they aren’t willing to compromise to get the gov’t back to work/getting paid.
November 7, 2025 at 9:32 PM
And punts the healthcare question to just-in-time-for-the-midterms. It’s not a terrible offer because it was lose-lose for GOP: either have this as an issue in the midterms or make it look like they aren’t willing to compromise to get the gov’t back to work/getting paid.
You know who definitely wouldn’t know if that’s better or worse? Mike Johnson, that’s who.
November 6, 2025 at 2:15 AM
You know who definitely wouldn’t know if that’s better or worse? Mike Johnson, that’s who.