Bonus addition: didn’t like being back in the city so I went to Lyme Park to soften the blow

Asher and I spend like three days in Cumbria and suddenly I Yearn for Nature so now you guys have to deal with me posting photos about it

Might have had a bit of a breakdown when I realised none of my shorts fit me any more, but the stress of shopping for new ones turned out to be worth it after finding the perfect pair 😎

I’m a bit late posting this to Bluesky but in case you haven’t seen already, this week we dropped a whole new book cover AND a whole new name! ✨ so for the sake of clarity: Hi, I’m Leon, creator of Tell No Tales, author of Lover Birds, and now also (as of 3rd July) Listen Closely! (1/6)

Oh Leonid, we’re really in it now

I finished my first crochet project last night, his name is Augusto the Love Ghost and he is everything to me. He’s a lil wonky but he is perfect.

IN MY DEFENCE (while I did listen to an unhealthy amount of Noah Kahan and The Mountain Goats) my top songs are all bangers from gigs that brought me joy this year so I promise I’m hanging in there folks

Absolutely HOWLING at my Spotify Wrapped because it’s basically just twelve cards straight of “you good buddy?” and I’m sat there thinking they’re about to break down my door for a wellness check when this pops up

I am a wizened soul and only have the energy to set up one new account at a time but if you’d like to follow @tellnotalespod.bsky.social I promise it’ll look like it was made by a person soon

Hello I’m the author of Lover Birds and creator of Tell No Tales and one fun fact about me is I waited long enough to join Bluesky that I’m now afraid to ask how it works.