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Geez. They just uno reversed Robin Hood. Word is it will be the basis of new reality show pilot, with Steve Bannon and Kristi Noem as show runners. Howard Lutnik and Arman Shimmerman in talks to host."
May 24, 2025 at 5:44 PM
Geez. They just uno reversed Robin Hood. Word is it will be the basis of new reality show pilot, with Steve Bannon and Kristi Noem as show runners. Howard Lutnik and Arman Shimmerman in talks to host."
It's like watching Robin Hood's evil twin—steal from the poor, give to the rich, and call themselves the good guys.
May 24, 2025 at 5:31 PM
It's like watching Robin Hood's evil twin—steal from the poor, give to the rich, and call themselves the good guys.
Kristi Noem thinks she can Uno Reverse Article I of the U.S. Constitution? What’s next - turning the Bill of Rights into a Mad Lib filled out by Stephen Miller and Kid Rock?
May 20, 2025 at 8:22 PM
Kristi Noem thinks she can Uno Reverse Article I of the U.S. Constitution? What’s next - turning the Bill of Rights into a Mad Lib filled out by Stephen Miller and Kid Rock?
The Evolution of American Exceptionalism
Ask not what your country can do for you — John F. Kennedy, 1961
Mr. Gorbachev, tear down this wall. — Ronald Reagan, 1987
I’ll shove it up their ass. — Donald J. Trump, 2025
Ask not what your country can do for you — John F. Kennedy, 1961
Mr. Gorbachev, tear down this wall. — Ronald Reagan, 1987
I’ll shove it up their ass. — Donald J. Trump, 2025
May 20, 2025 at 4:11 PM
The Evolution of American Exceptionalism
Ask not what your country can do for you — John F. Kennedy, 1961
Mr. Gorbachev, tear down this wall. — Ronald Reagan, 1987
I’ll shove it up their ass. — Donald J. Trump, 2025
Ask not what your country can do for you — John F. Kennedy, 1961
Mr. Gorbachev, tear down this wall. — Ronald Reagan, 1987
I’ll shove it up their ass. — Donald J. Trump, 2025
The Trump administration doesn't have the time to find the man they deported illegally - but don’t worry, they found time to declare war on low-flow showerheads. Because nothing says “law and order” like high-pressure plumbing and disappearing innocent people.
www.whitehouse.gov/fact-sheets/...
www.whitehouse.gov/fact-sheets/...
Fact Sheet: President Donald J. Trump Makes America’s Showers Great Again
UNDOING THE LEFT’S WAR ON WATER PRESSURE: Today, President Donald J. Trump signed an Executive Order to end the Obama-Biden war on water pressure and make
www.whitehouse.gov
April 11, 2025 at 5:53 PM
The Trump administration doesn't have the time to find the man they deported illegally - but don’t worry, they found time to declare war on low-flow showerheads. Because nothing says “law and order” like high-pressure plumbing and disappearing innocent people.
www.whitehouse.gov/fact-sheets/...
www.whitehouse.gov/fact-sheets/...
Seriously. It gave me an immediate flashback to Pat Benatar's Hell is for Children.
April 10, 2025 at 3:12 PM
Seriously. It gave me an immediate flashback to Pat Benatar's Hell is for Children.
Don’t fight back. Don’t make a scene. Be quiet, and you’ll be rewarded.
Isn’t that what abusers always say?
But it’s not strength.
It’s weakness — dressed up as power.
He can only win if everyone else refuses to stand up.
That’s not dominance. That’s weakness cosplaying as strength.
Isn’t that what abusers always say?
But it’s not strength.
It’s weakness — dressed up as power.
He can only win if everyone else refuses to stand up.
That’s not dominance. That’s weakness cosplaying as strength.
April 10, 2025 at 3:10 PM
Don’t fight back. Don’t make a scene. Be quiet, and you’ll be rewarded.
Isn’t that what abusers always say?
But it’s not strength.
It’s weakness — dressed up as power.
He can only win if everyone else refuses to stand up.
That’s not dominance. That’s weakness cosplaying as strength.
Isn’t that what abusers always say?
But it’s not strength.
It’s weakness — dressed up as power.
He can only win if everyone else refuses to stand up.
That’s not dominance. That’s weakness cosplaying as strength.
Mar-a-Lago’s really become Hollywood Squares for washed-up reactionaries.
April 7, 2025 at 1:57 AM
Mar-a-Lago’s really become Hollywood Squares for washed-up reactionaries.
Trump finally got his biggest crowds - but they showed up with protest signs, not tiki torches.
April 6, 2025 at 6:57 PM
Trump finally got his biggest crowds - but they showed up with protest signs, not tiki torches.
Also, the 100-meter Sprint to Victimhood, Freestyle Fact-Dodging, and Synchronized Blame-Shifting - all gold medal opportunities in the 2025 MAGA Olympics.
The U.S. team is absolutely stacked.
Flag bearer? Tucker Carlson or Mike Lindell.
Coaches? Steve Bannon and the American Heritage Foundation.
The U.S. team is absolutely stacked.
Flag bearer? Tucker Carlson or Mike Lindell.
Coaches? Steve Bannon and the American Heritage Foundation.
April 6, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Also, the 100-meter Sprint to Victimhood, Freestyle Fact-Dodging, and Synchronized Blame-Shifting - all gold medal opportunities in the 2025 MAGA Olympics.
The U.S. team is absolutely stacked.
Flag bearer? Tucker Carlson or Mike Lindell.
Coaches? Steve Bannon and the American Heritage Foundation.
The U.S. team is absolutely stacked.
Flag bearer? Tucker Carlson or Mike Lindell.
Coaches? Steve Bannon and the American Heritage Foundation.
It’s like the 1960s again - just with more billionaires and fewer protest songs.
April 5, 2025 at 8:11 PM
It’s like the 1960s again - just with more billionaires and fewer protest songs.
Billionaire tech bros staging an intervention at Mar-a-Lago is the Apprentice Reboot I didn't know I needed.
April 4, 2025 at 8:49 PM
Billionaire tech bros staging an intervention at Mar-a-Lago is the Apprentice Reboot I didn't know I needed.
Let's hope they obey the order.
April 4, 2025 at 8:42 PM
Let's hope they obey the order.
Many Canadians don't want much of a relationship anymore. It feels like a divorce where we just hope our ex will leave us alone and respect our boundaries.
April 4, 2025 at 8:40 PM
Many Canadians don't want much of a relationship anymore. It feels like a divorce where we just hope our ex will leave us alone and respect our boundaries.
Trump’s Tariffs - It’s like he’s bungee jumping the global economy (and forgot to tie the cord).
April 4, 2025 at 8:36 PM
Trump’s Tariffs - It’s like he’s bungee jumping the global economy (and forgot to tie the cord).
Is rule of law still a thing?
I hope so for Kilmar and his family.
I hope so for Kilmar and his family.
April 4, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Is rule of law still a thing?
I hope so for Kilmar and his family.
I hope so for Kilmar and his family.
That’s not a chart - it’s a bungee jump with Trump holding the cord and saying, “Trust me, it will be liberating.”
April 4, 2025 at 3:17 PM
That’s not a chart - it’s a bungee jump with Trump holding the cord and saying, “Trust me, it will be liberating.”
Nero had a fiddle. Trump has a tee time.
April 4, 2025 at 2:18 PM
Nero had a fiddle. Trump has a tee time.
FOX NEWS ALERT: WOKE PENGUINS EXPOSED: Antarctic Birds Pushing Radical Agenda
Tonight at 8, we investigate the emperor penguins teaching "climate change" and "gender equality" to your kids - all while waddling tax-free.
Tonight at 8, we investigate the emperor penguins teaching "climate change" and "gender equality" to your kids - all while waddling tax-free.
April 3, 2025 at 1:31 AM
FOX NEWS ALERT: WOKE PENGUINS EXPOSED: Antarctic Birds Pushing Radical Agenda
Tonight at 8, we investigate the emperor penguins teaching "climate change" and "gender equality" to your kids - all while waddling tax-free.
Tonight at 8, we investigate the emperor penguins teaching "climate change" and "gender equality" to your kids - all while waddling tax-free.
The FTC is starting to sound less like a watchdog and more like a golden retriever in a MAGA vest.
April 2, 2025 at 7:22 PM
The FTC is starting to sound less like a watchdog and more like a golden retriever in a MAGA vest.
🦖 Preston Manning
(Tantrumasaurus Albertus)
Era: Late 20th / Early 21st Century
Region: Wild Rose Country
Diet: Grievances, oil, and regurgitated Southern drivel
Habits: Reemerges during election seasons with fossilized talking points intact.
(Tantrumasaurus Albertus)
Era: Late 20th / Early 21st Century
Region: Wild Rose Country
Diet: Grievances, oil, and regurgitated Southern drivel
Habits: Reemerges during election seasons with fossilized talking points intact.
April 2, 2025 at 7:08 PM
🦖 Preston Manning
(Tantrumasaurus Albertus)
Era: Late 20th / Early 21st Century
Region: Wild Rose Country
Diet: Grievances, oil, and regurgitated Southern drivel
Habits: Reemerges during election seasons with fossilized talking points intact.
(Tantrumasaurus Albertus)
Era: Late 20th / Early 21st Century
Region: Wild Rose Country
Diet: Grievances, oil, and regurgitated Southern drivel
Habits: Reemerges during election seasons with fossilized talking points intact.
Honestly the CPC campaign these days looks like
a crossover episode of The Handmaid’s Tale and Canada’s Worst PR Decisions.
a crossover episode of The Handmaid’s Tale and Canada’s Worst PR Decisions.
April 2, 2025 at 5:16 PM
Honestly the CPC campaign these days looks like
a crossover episode of The Handmaid’s Tale and Canada’s Worst PR Decisions.
a crossover episode of The Handmaid’s Tale and Canada’s Worst PR Decisions.
Veni, Vidi, Venmo?
(He came, he promised, he didn’t pay.)
(He came, he promised, he didn’t pay.)
April 2, 2025 at 5:07 PM
Veni, Vidi, Venmo?
(He came, he promised, he didn’t pay.)
(He came, he promised, he didn’t pay.)
Musk didn’t step down. He just slithered away.
April 2, 2025 at 4:57 PM
Musk didn’t step down. He just slithered away.
Vēnit. Spēndit. Perdidit.
(He came. He spent. He lost.)
Et tu, NASDAQ?
(He came. He spent. He lost.)
Et tu, NASDAQ?
April 2, 2025 at 4:45 PM
Vēnit. Spēndit. Perdidit.
(He came. He spent. He lost.)
Et tu, NASDAQ?
(He came. He spent. He lost.)
Et tu, NASDAQ?