Best sign so far: an older lady with a sign declaring "I am Aunt Tifa."

My condolances :-(

Every time people say we don't need human translators, I point out that a human wouldn't mess up the different between "forgive me father, I have sinned" and "sorry daddy, I've been naughty".

Yeah you know your food is actually hot when you can pinpoint exactly where in your body it's currently located 😅