Leoki of Assrawr
@leokingoldsaint.bsky.social
I do things and breathe occasionally maybe.
Only deals in low effort memes.
#1 TwunkGar / #1 LupinGar
18+ Can be a little NSFW sometimes.
FelkinSlutPatientZer0
Only deals in low effort memes.
#1 TwunkGar / #1 LupinGar
18+ Can be a little NSFW sometimes.
FelkinSlutPatientZer0
Shower thoughts go crazy man. All my best ideas come from when I'm in the shower. We must harness this power.
Get me a waterproof PC and equipment, a large room with nonstop hot water, and my productivity will increase by 800%.
Get me a waterproof PC and equipment, a large room with nonstop hot water, and my productivity will increase by 800%.
December 24, 2025 at 9:36 PM
Shower thoughts go crazy man. All my best ideas come from when I'm in the shower. We must harness this power.
Get me a waterproof PC and equipment, a large room with nonstop hot water, and my productivity will increase by 800%.
Get me a waterproof PC and equipment, a large room with nonstop hot water, and my productivity will increase by 800%.
I AM BECOME INFINITY AMALGAM
I AM *THE* AMALGAM
I AM *THE* AMALGAM
December 24, 2025 at 12:19 AM
I AM BECOME INFINITY AMALGAM
I AM *THE* AMALGAM
I AM *THE* AMALGAM
When fashion plates exist I need the GW2 team to give me like 200 of them.
December 19, 2025 at 8:37 PM
When fashion plates exist I need the GW2 team to give me like 200 of them.
Guild Wars 2 really needs a photo mode man. I wanna take hot pictures of my hot Charr in all the best angles.
December 18, 2025 at 2:36 PM
Guild Wars 2 really needs a photo mode man. I wanna take hot pictures of my hot Charr in all the best angles.
HOLY ENDWALKER LAUNCH QUEUES
December 17, 2025 at 1:13 AM
HOLY ENDWALKER LAUNCH QUEUES
Ngl these bosses in patch 7.4 have some BS mechanics. They shouldn't be able to disconnect players like this.
December 16, 2025 at 1:22 PM
Ngl these bosses in patch 7.4 have some BS mechanics. They shouldn't be able to disconnect players like this.
The Triple Triad Trio is preparing for their 4 hour long tournament in this maintenance downtime.
See you all on patch 7.4!
See you all on patch 7.4!
December 16, 2025 at 5:38 AM
The Triple Triad Trio is preparing for their 4 hour long tournament in this maintenance downtime.
See you all on patch 7.4!
See you all on patch 7.4!
Legendary aquabreather! All I have left is accessories now. Those will take a long time, and my wallet is kinda dry haha. Gotta actually take a break now and build back up my stock of volatile magic...
November 17, 2025 at 7:40 AM
Legendary aquabreather! All I have left is accessories now. Those will take a long time, and my wallet is kinda dry haha. Gotta actually take a break now and build back up my stock of volatile magic...
Last two legendary armor pieces! Next project: Legendary Aquabreather.
November 11, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Last two legendary armor pieces! Next project: Legendary Aquabreather.
Uhh.. ARENANET? WHAT HAPPENED TO MY OUTFIT??? AND MY TAIL??????????
October 31, 2025 at 10:40 AM
Uhh.. ARENANET? WHAT HAPPENED TO MY OUTFIT??? AND MY TAIL??????????
4/6 legendary! I officially have the gear pieces to make whatever outfits I want without using transmutation charges - as long as I leave out the shoulders and helmet, heh. Which is fine for casual outfits.
When's fashion templates? :x
I need them D:
When's fashion templates? :x
I need them D:
October 30, 2025 at 8:13 PM
4/6 legendary! I officially have the gear pieces to make whatever outfits I want without using transmutation charges - as long as I leave out the shoulders and helmet, heh. Which is fine for casual outfits.
When's fashion templates? :x
I need them D:
When's fashion templates? :x
I need them D:
Day 1 of Visions of Eternity: "I'M AMALGAMATING"
Day 2 of Visions of Eternity: "I'M STILL AMALGAMATING"
Day 2 of Visions of Eternity: "I'M STILL AMALGAMATING"
October 29, 2025 at 10:41 PM
Day 1 of Visions of Eternity: "I'M AMALGAMATING"
Day 2 of Visions of Eternity: "I'M STILL AMALGAMATING"
Day 2 of Visions of Eternity: "I'M STILL AMALGAMATING"
Oh, I got the Obsidian leggings a few days ago. I think my resources are properly drained at this point.
Don't think I'll be getting any other pieces until after Visons of Eternity comes out, but I'm 3/6 Leggy which is really nice.
Don't think I'll be getting any other pieces until after Visons of Eternity comes out, but I'm 3/6 Leggy which is really nice.
October 26, 2025 at 2:38 PM
Oh, I got the Obsidian leggings a few days ago. I think my resources are properly drained at this point.
Don't think I'll be getting any other pieces until after Visons of Eternity comes out, but I'm 3/6 Leggy which is really nice.
Don't think I'll be getting any other pieces until after Visons of Eternity comes out, but I'm 3/6 Leggy which is really nice.
I spent my entire day unlocking this bastard. I now have every mount in GW2, along with every Mastery unlocked for them :3
My poor wallet, though...
My poor wallet, though...
October 22, 2025 at 4:55 AM
I spent my entire day unlocking this bastard. I now have every mount in GW2, along with every Mastery unlocked for them :3
My poor wallet, though...
My poor wallet, though...
HOW LONG HAVE I BEEN PLAYING GW2 WITH MY FOV AT HALF?????????
October 18, 2025 at 2:03 PM
HOW LONG HAVE I BEEN PLAYING GW2 WITH MY FOV AT HALF?????????
My very first piece of Obsidian armor.. 1/6, a long journey still ahead of me. But I'm so much closer now that I got the first one down. I'm glad I got this before Visions of Eternity came out. It was my goal to get 1 legendary piece of equipment before then.
Goal achieved~
Goal achieved~
October 18, 2025 at 3:30 AM
My very first piece of Obsidian armor.. 1/6, a long journey still ahead of me. But I'm so much closer now that I got the first one down. I'm glad I got this before Visions of Eternity came out. It was my goal to get 1 legendary piece of equipment before then.
Goal achieved~
Goal achieved~
I WON A MANSION YESTERDAY AND GOT TWO OF THESE APPARENT 1% DROP CHANCES IN 20 SALVAGES WHAT IS MY LUCK I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW WTF THIS THING IS I'M RETIRING BEFORE MY LUCK GIVES OUT GOODNIGHT
October 16, 2025 at 6:25 PM
I WON A MANSION YESTERDAY AND GOT TWO OF THESE APPARENT 1% DROP CHANCES IN 20 SALVAGES WHAT IS MY LUCK I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW WTF THIS THING IS I'M RETIRING BEFORE MY LUCK GIVES OUT GOODNIGHT
I CALLED IT
I'M LITERALLY PSYCHIC
THE DIGITAL ROOT STRIKES AGAIN
I'M SO HAPPY I LITERALLY CRIED I THINK IT STOPPED BUT AAAAAAAAAAA-
It may not be the best mansion, but it's MY mansion. I'm going to cherish this mfer until the end of time.
What else to use my psychic powers on...
I'M LITERALLY PSYCHIC
THE DIGITAL ROOT STRIKES AGAIN
I'M SO HAPPY I LITERALLY CRIED I THINK IT STOPPED BUT AAAAAAAAAAA-
It may not be the best mansion, but it's MY mansion. I'm going to cherish this mfer until the end of time.
What else to use my psychic powers on...
October 15, 2025 at 3:42 PM
I CALLED IT
I'M LITERALLY PSYCHIC
THE DIGITAL ROOT STRIKES AGAIN
I'M SO HAPPY I LITERALLY CRIED I THINK IT STOPPED BUT AAAAAAAAAAA-
It may not be the best mansion, but it's MY mansion. I'm going to cherish this mfer until the end of time.
What else to use my psychic powers on...
I'M LITERALLY PSYCHIC
THE DIGITAL ROOT STRIKES AGAIN
I'M SO HAPPY I LITERALLY CRIED I THINK IT STOPPED BUT AAAAAAAAAAA-
It may not be the best mansion, but it's MY mansion. I'm going to cherish this mfer until the end of time.
What else to use my psychic powers on...
Scammed. That's not Arkveld. That's GUARDIAN Arkveld.
Seriously missed opportunity to make the EX version normal Arkveld.
Seriously missed opportunity to make the EX version normal Arkveld.
October 8, 2025 at 5:57 PM
Scammed. That's not Arkveld. That's GUARDIAN Arkveld.
Seriously missed opportunity to make the EX version normal Arkveld.
Seriously missed opportunity to make the EX version normal Arkveld.
I did not win mansion :(
September 27, 2025 at 11:11 PM
I did not win mansion :(
Preemptively manifesting energy so I win a mansion next lottery cycle.
September 24, 2025 at 4:37 AM
Preemptively manifesting energy so I win a mansion next lottery cycle.
When you finally win the savage mount:
September 18, 2025 at 3:45 AM
When you finally win the savage mount:
I had the realization that with the knot and flared head of a Felkin dick, they're kinda shaped like dumbbells.
Now to measure their weight...
Now to measure their weight...
September 6, 2025 at 10:22 AM
I had the realization that with the knot and flared head of a Felkin dick, they're kinda shaped like dumbbells.
Now to measure their weight...
Now to measure their weight...
WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU CAN'T BUY KOBOLD BROWN AT THE KOBOLD VENDOR?
September 4, 2025 at 6:53 AM
WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU CAN'T BUY KOBOLD BROWN AT THE KOBOLD VENDOR?
This is the coolest thing I've ever received and it will remain in my inventory forever. This is my Saint title.
I wonder if it's one time use. That'd be lame. I'm gonna hold onto it unless someone brave provides explicit undeniable video proof it's reusable.
I wonder if it's one time use. That'd be lame. I'm gonna hold onto it unless someone brave provides explicit undeniable video proof it's reusable.
September 2, 2025 at 11:09 AM
This is the coolest thing I've ever received and it will remain in my inventory forever. This is my Saint title.
I wonder if it's one time use. That'd be lame. I'm gonna hold onto it unless someone brave provides explicit undeniable video proof it's reusable.
I wonder if it's one time use. That'd be lame. I'm gonna hold onto it unless someone brave provides explicit undeniable video proof it's reusable.