You gotta gerrymander to win elections in Texas? You cheat at poker too? Cause you don't know how to win? Aww. Bet you don't know how how to lose like a gentleman either. I'm glad Tom Landry's dead. Cause seeing this'd make him wanna drink gin outta the cat dish.

And I carry such deep and abiding hatred for every single person who makes me say to myself "I am glad that she is gone, because this would have broken her heart." My heart is broken, stays broken

I mean 5/8s of his name is mine, and how dare he use it in the pursuit of racist assholery

I think about that a lot: the work of compassion, the work of justice, the work of vengeance

Also--and I cannot stress this enough--people don't recognize your little bracelet or your haircut as the political signifiers you think they are. You look like a Trump voter. People are right not to trust you have good intentions on your say-so.

On the other hand, these are Star Wars sheets?

I bet it's because she does not give a shit about representing the interests of the people of Alabama. Or maybe she just hates poor people?

I'm literally in town? And that town is part of a metro area with a population above a quarter million people? So I seriously doubt that's it.

The South isn't just one thing, yall.