It took me 20 dang years (ON THIS VERY DAY) to realize that “Charlie the Unicorn” is quite possibly a riff off of Charlie Horse

Some kid at my college is literally coming up to total strangers in the library and showing off some review (4th one down) in a random Sandra Brown book. So, as a witness/survivor, I am legally obligated to pass on that this kid “wouldn’t be caught DEAD writing something like that.”