Leo Adrian Garcia
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Leo Adrian Garcia
@leoadriangarcia.bsky.social
doggerel-filled flesh boy flying thru space
current: IGN
former: IndieWire, TheOnion, ClickHole, The A.V. Club
mets/jets/knicks/masochist Cuban 🇨🇺 he/him
please tell me you expertly crafted the caption text. "John Leguizamo and Anna Chlumsky look impossibly cool just standing there, in front of a map" "Jurnee Smollett sitting down. Drinking coffee. Looking kinda pissed."
April 15, 2025 at 5:25 PM
My co-worker @dsanskrit.bsky.social wouldn't shut up about it last year, and then he went and named it his favorite game of 2024: bsky.app/profile/dsan...
No game sunk its claws in me this year quite like Lorelei and the Laser Eyes. Fully entrenched in this universe of mystery, exploring artifacts of forgotten artists, delving into their psychotic illusions, singing and cracking codes all the way.
April 15, 2025 at 3:37 AM
I think about this piece whenever I see his smirking slimy silly face. www.thebulwark.com/p/meet-kevin...
Meet Kevin Hassett: Conservatism’s Invincible Ignoramus
Trump's director of the National Economic Council is a silly man.
www.thebulwark.com
April 7, 2025 at 8:06 PM
I'd prefer that over pixel variants, which seemingly amounted to 90% of my pulls early on.
January 15, 2025 at 2:55 PM
To be a fly on the wall and listen to you two digest and dissect this film in real time.
January 7, 2025 at 6:41 PM
This is lunacy.
December 27, 2024 at 4:42 PM
Eat the liquid Warhead.
December 25, 2024 at 8:29 PM
Taken literally, Bart is explicit about what part of the body is definitively not allowed to touch his candy bar, leaving the door open for other, less obvious, but no less effective means of taking control of aforementioned candy bar.
November 19, 2024 at 3:06 AM
honorable mention (apparently I have a thing for long lens dirty singles):
November 16, 2024 at 4:51 AM
"captan, pleazze."
November 16, 2024 at 4:33 AM
for an abysmally terrible movie I only watched once in my teens (after devouring every Crichton novel I could get me hands on post-Jurrasic Park), it's insane how many parts of this have stuck with me: my introduction to Laura Linney and Delroy Lindo, "Amy Good Gorilla," and Curry's insane accent.
November 16, 2024 at 4:32 AM
I often find myself thinking, "of the near infinite iterations of the human experience we could have landed at by this point in our existence, how strange that we've chosen this soul-crushing, techno-feudal, late-stage capitalist slog."
November 8, 2024 at 9:22 PM
I can’t fucking wait to *not* post on threads.
July 6, 2023 at 3:28 AM
after years of bullying, what finally made you cave?
July 5, 2023 at 5:05 PM