Lenise
@lenisefitz.bsky.social
I have some funny thoughts that I need to share.
Every time I see an email with a year... Oh, I wonder when they were born?
December 30, 2025 at 7:09 PM
Every time I see an email with a year... Oh, I wonder when they were born?
I feel like in staring in a mirror.
December 21, 2025 at 6:21 AM
I feel like in staring in a mirror.
Do you think I have enough tape?
December 21, 2025 at 6:20 AM
Do you think I have enough tape?
Omg why is it so hot out this year? I can't wear my Santa hat and my mask at the same time. I almost stripped in the Home Depot.
December 21, 2025 at 1:38 AM
Omg why is it so hot out this year? I can't wear my Santa hat and my mask at the same time. I almost stripped in the Home Depot.
I'm not good at keeping secrets, I just have a bad memory.
December 10, 2025 at 10:52 PM
I'm not good at keeping secrets, I just have a bad memory.
I'm in a seminar with a woman with white-white hair and so pale, thick rimmed black glasses and I thought it was called Albinism.
It's a seminar on Ableism!
It's a seminar on Ableism!
December 3, 2025 at 6:33 PM
I'm in a seminar with a woman with white-white hair and so pale, thick rimmed black glasses and I thought it was called Albinism.
It's a seminar on Ableism!
It's a seminar on Ableism!
Yes it is Friday. Yes you can wear casual clothes to the office. BUT CROCKS?? NO. just NO.
November 28, 2025 at 8:05 PM
Yes it is Friday. Yes you can wear casual clothes to the office. BUT CROCKS?? NO. just NO.
You know it's a bad week when I come home and say, Alexa, what day is it tomorrow?
November 8, 2025 at 12:59 AM
You know it's a bad week when I come home and say, Alexa, what day is it tomorrow?
apnews.com/article/fifa...
FIFA has to do this so he doesn't take the winning trophy for himself.
It's a consolation prize.
A participation award.
#fifa
FIFA has to do this so he doesn't take the winning trophy for himself.
It's a consolation prize.
A participation award.
#fifa
FIFA announces new peace prize to be awarded at World Cup draw in Washington
FIFA has announced the creation of a peace prize, which it plans to award for the first time at the World Cup draw on Dec. 5 in Washington.
apnews.com
November 5, 2025 at 11:44 PM
apnews.com/article/fifa...
FIFA has to do this so he doesn't take the winning trophy for himself.
It's a consolation prize.
A participation award.
#fifa
FIFA has to do this so he doesn't take the winning trophy for himself.
It's a consolation prize.
A participation award.
#fifa
If you haven't been following the ostrich farm saga, it's a made in BC movie, classic. It will have you question,...
What is ostrich oil?
Am I really going to dress up as an ostrich for Halloween this year?
Are creditors going to garnish the Go Fund Me?
And what does Dr. OZ have to say about it?
What is ostrich oil?
Am I really going to dress up as an ostrich for Halloween this year?
Are creditors going to garnish the Go Fund Me?
And what does Dr. OZ have to say about it?
October 8, 2025 at 12:51 AM
If you haven't been following the ostrich farm saga, it's a made in BC movie, classic. It will have you question,...
What is ostrich oil?
Am I really going to dress up as an ostrich for Halloween this year?
Are creditors going to garnish the Go Fund Me?
And what does Dr. OZ have to say about it?
What is ostrich oil?
Am I really going to dress up as an ostrich for Halloween this year?
Are creditors going to garnish the Go Fund Me?
And what does Dr. OZ have to say about it?
Called my burger a leaky bum walking down the street not realizing someone was walking towards me.
September 19, 2025 at 2:30 AM
Called my burger a leaky bum walking down the street not realizing someone was walking towards me.
I remember it was dark and raining out one night and a couple were walking a dog the same breed as mine and I said, Oh I have a dog just like that.
Then I heard, Mom!
Turned out it was my daughter walking our dog. I was wondering why the dog was so happy to see me.
Then I heard, Mom!
Turned out it was my daughter walking our dog. I was wondering why the dog was so happy to see me.
September 18, 2025 at 3:12 PM
I remember it was dark and raining out one night and a couple were walking a dog the same breed as mine and I said, Oh I have a dog just like that.
Then I heard, Mom!
Turned out it was my daughter walking our dog. I was wondering why the dog was so happy to see me.
Then I heard, Mom!
Turned out it was my daughter walking our dog. I was wondering why the dog was so happy to see me.
I remember crinkley plastic bags.
Today's kids have a much different Christmas than I did.
#Christmas 🎄
Today's kids have a much different Christmas than I did.
#Christmas 🎄
September 16, 2025 at 4:50 PM
I remember crinkley plastic bags.
Today's kids have a much different Christmas than I did.
#Christmas 🎄
Today's kids have a much different Christmas than I did.
#Christmas 🎄
Is your employer threatening to send you to an orphanage with rats?
Is an email I think about sending twice a day.
Is an email I think about sending twice a day.
September 16, 2025 at 12:35 AM
Is your employer threatening to send you to an orphanage with rats?
Is an email I think about sending twice a day.
Is an email I think about sending twice a day.
I don't want to get all political, but can you still wear white in September?
September 12, 2025 at 4:01 PM
I don't want to get all political, but can you still wear white in September?
I've been shopping for 4 hours, that counts as a workout, right?
July 26, 2025 at 2:55 AM
I've been shopping for 4 hours, that counts as a workout, right?
Crazy sales at #saveonfoods today. Instead of points they had buy one item, get 1,000 steps.
July 24, 2025 at 4:52 AM
Crazy sales at #saveonfoods today. Instead of points they had buy one item, get 1,000 steps.
Mom: Where's your g-nash?
Clerk: ?
Me: Mom, it's pronounced 'No-Key'
Mom: what?
Clerk: what?
Clerk: ?
Me: Mom, it's pronounced 'No-Key'
Mom: what?
Clerk: what?
July 2, 2025 at 10:43 PM
Mom: Where's your g-nash?
Clerk: ?
Me: Mom, it's pronounced 'No-Key'
Mom: what?
Clerk: what?
Clerk: ?
Me: Mom, it's pronounced 'No-Key'
Mom: what?
Clerk: what?
June 23, 2025 at 11:24 PM
My friend once sent me this by text ({}) I asked her why she sent me a va-j-j, and she said, NO it's a hug.
#accidentalsexting
#accidentalsexting
June 23, 2025 at 11:22 PM
My friend once sent me this by text ({}) I asked her why she sent me a va-j-j, and she said, NO it's a hug.
#accidentalsexting
#accidentalsexting
I just saw my dentist on the street and said hello to her dog. A block away, i remembered where I knew her voice.
June 22, 2025 at 3:34 AM
I just saw my dentist on the street and said hello to her dog. A block away, i remembered where I knew her voice.