I'm eleventy-thousand % sure he's as dumb as a rock.

My kids are past college age. Good thing. I wonder how many parents will say I'm not PAYING for that.

Wow. Talk about a blast from the past.

Michael Moore said it well back in 2016:
Remember when we were band kids holding a really long note. Sometimes you have to take a breath while others play that long note.
Rest up Dr. Richardson. You are appreciated.

Well now, that's quite the chart, on Fox no less.

I'm SO looking forward to experiencing all the interesting (and yummy) things you have planned for our group.

I love you, George. You always know how to sum things up so well.

When I taught kindergarten it was ingrained in my 5-year old students to be respectful of others. Many of them didn't speak English but they were all so kind and courteous to me and their classmates.
Too bad the bazillion year old in the White House can't spell decency or understand what it means.

Two words:
Child abuse.

And I can jump from here to the almost full moon even though I can't see it through the clouds.

The Saturday Night Live writers get to take another week off.

I'm absolutely certain I'm going to win "Mom's Piece of Super Yummy Berry Pie" award this Sunday for my son's birthday.

How many innocent babies will eventually become ill or die because of these ignorant sociopaths?

Maybe I'll get the Mom's Piece of Pie award this weekend when I make my son a berry pie for his birthday.

Wish I could click the heart button a bazillion times.

Now it's my turn to have a lump in my throat and tears in my eyes. May her memory be a blessing.