If I get a good loan at any point in the future, I'm destroying my life and going bankrupt. You're not receiving any meaningful statistical data from me.

Java is a fake programming language

Why did I torture myself by taking a statistics class. I could’ve had a chill semester with real analysis but now I have to actually put in work

On the one hand, I have a feeling the economy is going to crash soon. On the other hand, it’s a stupid idea to trust my instincts on this so I’m just leaving my savings in my funds and if the economy does crash, eventually the value will go up again.

“Seasickness but for car”

-My Girlfriend

Vertically challenged? More like horizontally gifted