New York rent is kicking my ass I get why y’all sell pussy now
November 2, 2025 at 4:06 AM
New York rent is kicking my ass I get why y’all sell pussy now
I’m honestly kind of beast for peaking in 2021
October 26, 2025 at 11:19 PM
I’m honestly kind of beast for peaking in 2021
Enjoy Obama like you’ve never used him before. ”Hawaii Spice: The President’s Body,” available now on iTunes.
October 25, 2025 at 2:15 AM
Enjoy Obama like you’ve never used him before. ”Hawaii Spice: The President’s Body,” available now on iTunes.
Discover Obama’s enlightening new memoir, based on true Obama facts. “Memories of Barack: The Obama Story” available June 2026.
October 25, 2025 at 2:07 AM
Discover Obama’s enlightening new memoir, based on true Obama facts. “Memories of Barack: The Obama Story” available June 2026.
Bernie Sanders going on Tim Dillon just shows there is no politician immune to the gravitational pull of a fat red pedophile
October 24, 2025 at 1:56 AM
Bernie Sanders going on Tim Dillon just shows there is no politician immune to the gravitational pull of a fat red pedophile
Two ships in the night
April 20, 2025 at 10:08 PM
Two ships in the night
Straight chillin open.spotify.com/track/0UFC1o...
Kelly Green (feat. Juicy J)
Project Pat, Juicy J · Loud Pack · Song · 2011
open.spotify.com
February 24, 2025 at 1:51 AM
Straight chillin open.spotify.com/track/0UFC1o...
Furuous beyond belief.
January 19, 2025 at 9:32 PM
Furuous beyond belief.
We need more bitterness on Bluesky. More evil. A land of anguish
January 4, 2025 at 10:06 PM
We need more bitterness on Bluesky. More evil. A land of anguish
It’s good people aren’t trying too hard to be funny over here. Wouldn’t want things to accidentally get interesting
January 4, 2025 at 10:04 PM
It’s good people aren’t trying too hard to be funny over here. Wouldn’t want things to accidentally get interesting
Hendrix died doing what he loved: trying to swallow a guitar
January 4, 2025 at 10:02 PM
Hendrix died doing what he loved: trying to swallow a guitar
The new apprentice has no respect for sorcery fundamentals. “What are we preparing today, Great Wizard? Another poultice?” I wish ill upon him daily
December 22, 2024 at 2:20 AM
The new apprentice has no respect for sorcery fundamentals. “What are we preparing today, Great Wizard? Another poultice?” I wish ill upon him daily
Keep your friend’s toast and your enemy’s toaster
November 28, 2024 at 3:08 AM
Keep your friend’s toast and your enemy’s toaster
[Sweeping shot of a guy who was bitten clean in half]
Sci fi coroner: Whatever did this…wasn’t human
Sci fi coroner: Whatever did this…wasn’t human
November 25, 2024 at 5:24 AM
[Sweeping shot of a guy who was bitten clean in half]
Sci fi coroner: Whatever did this…wasn’t human
Sci fi coroner: Whatever did this…wasn’t human
Finally, a Cormac McCarthy story we can all actually relate to.
November 20, 2024 at 11:10 PM
Finally, a Cormac McCarthy story we can all actually relate to.
Watching the light leave a victim’s eyes can be so hard on empaths
November 18, 2024 at 2:58 AM
Watching the light leave a victim’s eyes can be so hard on empaths
Son, you’ve hardly touched your piece of poop. Could you at least drink a glass of pee before bed?
November 18, 2024 at 2:49 AM
Son, you’ve hardly touched your piece of poop. Could you at least drink a glass of pee before bed?
Sometimes I like to prank my butler with beef wellington
November 17, 2024 at 8:38 PM
Sometimes I like to prank my butler with beef wellington
Encountering a lot of toxicity on here, wondering if it’s the lack of strength in numbers. Anybody know of a bigger app we could move to?
November 17, 2024 at 8:11 PM
Encountering a lot of toxicity on here, wondering if it’s the lack of strength in numbers. Anybody know of a bigger app we could move to?
I wanted to write a book under the pen name Maxwell Aubergine recently thanks to a briefly sub-80 IQ
November 17, 2024 at 6:53 PM
I wanted to write a book under the pen name Maxwell Aubergine recently thanks to a briefly sub-80 IQ
Every place of business should have saloon doors
November 17, 2024 at 6:48 PM
Every place of business should have saloon doors
If I ran a Truman Show style simulation I would give the guy up to thirty new rashes per day
November 15, 2024 at 10:21 PM
If I ran a Truman Show style simulation I would give the guy up to thirty new rashes per day