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Lemur Tariff Warrior
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We’ve got better things to do than fight unjust tariffs, but we’ll make time, especially if it means defending Madagascar.

It’s going to cut into our nap and snack schedules, but there’s always time for fighting the good fight, and causing good trouble.
We love our Haribo Gummy Bears from Wisconsin, but tariffs have caused us to go elsewhere for our delicious HGBs.

We're sorry to do this to the Wisconsin economy, but we'll come back when the tariffs (and a few people in particular) are gone.

In the meantime stay strong USA, we love (most of) you.
April 22, 2025 at 11:43 AM
Doug always identified as a penguin. Generally kind, but fierce when necessary.

And the whole black and white thing.
April 7, 2025 at 8:47 PM
This is what it sounds like when Trumps cry.
April 7, 2025 at 8:36 PM
Is this a face you want to wake up to at 3am, as it hovers over your pillow?

Our enemies think it's rough now, but they've never been ruffed.

Especially by this guy,
"Hangry Joe."

#HandsOff #LemurFierce
April 7, 2025 at 3:51 AM
April 7, 2025 at 2:01 AM
Maybe he's dressed to negotiate with the penguins of @heardislandgov.bsky.social

Or maybe he's about to eat fish sticks.

Can't wait to see what he wears when he's heading over here.
April 5, 2025 at 10:37 AM
Poor Gus.
He’s so agitated over this tariff war that he could just sit (and eat).

He claims to be fueling up.
April 4, 2025 at 4:21 AM