lemurianserpent.bsky.social
@lemurianserpent.bsky.social
I'm a clone they made of John Gotti but they fucked up so I'm really smart and also nice and a girl
Obviously if I could choose any outcome whatsoever to happen I would go past that and demand unlimited infinite dorner against ice, but sadly I think america loves The Boot too much to reach that stage
January 26, 2026 at 2:56 AM
I'm not optimistic enough to believe this will happen but the best case scenario now is that ice's reign of terror backfires enough to cause a paradigm shift on the immigration debate. It's time to ask why we even need "border enforcement" or why we divide people into "citizens" and "foreigners"
January 26, 2026 at 2:53 AM
You have to use the Mortal Blade from Sekiro on Heidecker because of his Grain Water-induced immortality
January 25, 2026 at 1:33 AM
Sitcom dark souls bosses:

Jerry, Lord Of Nothingness

Cosmo, Bearer Of The Kavorka

Dennis, Golden God

GOB, Master Of Illusions

Heidecker, Host Of The Electric Sun

Michael, The Architect

Bojack The Accursed

Garth, Dreamweaver Of The Darkplace
January 25, 2026 at 1:33 AM
Inventing an american equivalent of Buddha Jumps Over The Wall stew called the Jesus Busts A Nut burger
January 24, 2026 at 11:03 AM
I feel like the people who are still obsessively stalking Chris-chan in 2026 are even weirder than those japanese soldiers in the Philippines who didn't surrender for decades because at least the soldiers did genuinely believe the war was still going on
January 23, 2026 at 4:29 AM
Keepin "it" on the "down low", and by "down low" I mean "the ol hush hush" and by "it" I mean "trepanning myself like Bart Hughes so I can learn fighting games faster"
January 21, 2026 at 10:54 AM
Reposted
Heavily stressed I won't be able to afford to pay the first repayment (I've done my centrelink reporting and that side of my income is just under 500 bucks, so i might not be affording rent even, aaaa - wont know the job paycheck until tommorrow night) and i have medication to get this fortnight too
Two broken teeth out idk if I posted here about it or not. Second tooth needed to come out in three pieces.

1100 all up, ninety minutes surgery, probably need donations to help with groceries for the next couple of months if possible so I can keep up with afterpay repayments paypal.me/psiidmon
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January 21, 2026 at 4:46 AM
There was an absolute banger tumblr post I saw a while ago that said something like "there's never going to be a pope woke enough to un-genocide latin america", and that pretty much sums it up
January 21, 2026 at 12:00 AM
Ngl it's kinda fucked that we don't have the same kind of wall to wall contempt for the pope that we have for the british royal family. Like I just fundamentally do not care what that dumb old man has to say about anything.
January 21, 2026 at 12:00 AM
Simpsons OSR game called MÖRK BORT
January 20, 2026 at 11:58 PM
A remake of that one brony fanfic where the guy finds a My Little Pony in the real world and adopts her except in my version I find Stannis Baratheon at a gas station and he gets to eat a cheesesteak for the first time
January 20, 2026 at 1:24 AM
trump has an elite praetorian guard of the best guys his groyper freak cabinet could find except instead of protecting him they're there to watch him like a hawk because his brain is so fried that at any given moment he might just start reminiscing about all the depraved shit he did on pedo island
January 20, 2026 at 12:41 AM
These are the same picture
January 19, 2026 at 7:47 AM
Was well into workshopping new character "Cigarfield, The Garfield Who Smokes Cigars" when some bastard snitched to the shitty dean and now my grant money has been rescinded
January 14, 2026 at 9:05 PM
The dude in question is obviously based for standing up to ice but I gotta say this is literally just doing the "ohoho, looks like we've got caught the fascists contradicting themselves! Don't those silly nazis even know their own lore?????" and I'm here begging people to read some fucking Sartre
it's incredible how if you put this entire dialog into the Left Behind series, it would basically work, but instead it's just IRL MN
January 14, 2026 at 7:41 AM