Obviously if I could choose any outcome whatsoever to happen I would go past that and demand unlimited infinite dorner against ice, but sadly I think america loves The Boot too much to reach that stage

I'm not optimistic enough to believe this will happen but the best case scenario now is that ice's reign of terror backfires enough to cause a paradigm shift on the immigration debate. It's time to ask why we even need "border enforcement" or why we divide people into "citizens" and "foreigners"

You have to use the Mortal Blade from Sekiro on Heidecker because of his Grain Water-induced immortality

Sitcom dark souls bosses:

Jerry, Lord Of Nothingness

Cosmo, Bearer Of The Kavorka

Dennis, Golden God

GOB, Master Of Illusions

Heidecker, Host Of The Electric Sun

Michael, The Architect

Bojack The Accursed

Garth, Dreamweaver Of The Darkplace

Inventing an american equivalent of Buddha Jumps Over The Wall stew called the Jesus Busts A Nut burger

I feel like the people who are still obsessively stalking Chris-chan in 2026 are even weirder than those japanese soldiers in the Philippines who didn't surrender for decades because at least the soldiers did genuinely believe the war was still going on

Keepin "it" on the "down low", and by "down low" I mean "the ol hush hush" and by "it" I mean "trepanning myself like Bart Hughes so I can learn fighting games faster"

Heavily stressed I won't be able to afford to pay the first repayment (I've done my centrelink reporting and that side of my income is just under 500 bucks, so i might not be affording rent even, aaaa - wont know the job paycheck until tommorrow night) and i have medication to get this fortnight too

There was an absolute banger tumblr post I saw a while ago that said something like "there's never going to be a pope woke enough to un-genocide latin america", and that pretty much sums it up

Ngl it's kinda fucked that we don't have the same kind of wall to wall contempt for the pope that we have for the british royal family. Like I just fundamentally do not care what that dumb old man has to say about anything.

Simpsons OSR game called MÖRK BORT

A remake of that one brony fanfic where the guy finds a My Little Pony in the real world and adopts her except in my version I find Stannis Baratheon at a gas station and he gets to eat a cheesesteak for the first time

trump has an elite praetorian guard of the best guys his groyper freak cabinet could find except instead of protecting him they're there to watch him like a hawk because his brain is so fried that at any given moment he might just start reminiscing about all the depraved shit he did on pedo island

These are the same picture

Was well into workshopping new character "Cigarfield, The Garfield Who Smokes Cigars" when some bastard snitched to the shitty dean and now my grant money has been rescinded

The dude in question is obviously based for standing up to ice but I gotta say this is literally just doing the "ohoho, looks like we've got caught the fascists contradicting themselves! Don't those silly nazis even know their own lore?????" and I'm here begging people to read some fucking Sartre