hi

i have been advised by my lawyers to say that this is a joke

i’m like 2% russian i’ll go over there and sneak a shirt to you 🙏🙏

mf you’re not picasso and uncle outrage isn’t mozart you’re gonna be fine

AAAUUGGHHHHH I WISH I LIVED IN OREGON :(

and now i only feel safe using the big light, fuck this stupid fuckin fly i hope that hairspray clogs all it’s holes and kills him soon cuz it’s been like 10 minutes and he hasn’t died yet