lemonpizzapie.bsky.social
@lemonpizzapie.bsky.social
All-purpose idiot.
The purpose of a system is what it does. If your system results in thousands of civilian deaths and you don't change the system, the goal is clearly to murder them, regardless of what someone says.
August 28, 2025 at 7:34 PM
If you haven't bought a pound of dice, are you even really alive?
July 11, 2025 at 5:39 PM
Drawer? I hardly know 'er
July 3, 2025 at 8:26 PM
My doctor prescribed Methotrexate and folic acid to me, take it once a week and it has kept the spread down to just my middle fingers and two toes, but I was lucky enough to get the diagnosis quite early.
June 19, 2025 at 10:36 AM
That's what you get when you let Gee plan your series.
June 12, 2025 at 10:22 AM
It only gets crazier from here. Also a tip, give Verso a chance. I disliked him the moment he showed up, but he's the type to grow on you.
June 9, 2025 at 10:27 AM
Why does he look like he's about to engage in public indecency with his bike?
June 7, 2025 at 12:34 PM
It's there, but it's not yet got a killer Zelda or other mainline title aside from Mario kart. I think in one or two months it'll be fine with a few new titles announced.
June 2, 2025 at 9:09 PM
Shit, is inflation getting its own month now?
June 1, 2025 at 6:48 PM
Do cooking really wrong and it turns into black magic.
May 25, 2025 at 10:06 AM
Kwik, kwek, kwak, and kwok, the Dutch names for Huey, Dewey, and Louie, as well as their occasional 4th cousin. For the 5th, Sir Reginald von Flappenbottom.
May 22, 2025 at 12:25 PM
0% research
0% morals
50% lies
50% vitriol
May 20, 2025 at 7:55 AM
Was that before or after he was told to stop using Fortunate Son? I think we can all agree self-awareness isn't one of Annoying Orange's strong suits.
May 16, 2025 at 10:28 PM
They've got a pretty good cast this series. I'd have loved at least 1 more high energy chaos goblin, but that's personal preference.
May 16, 2025 at 10:46 AM
Oh, it can. In fact, certain anime profile pictures are actually measurably worse than others. You see someone with a K-On profile picture, you get a solid 80% odds on the user being a massive racist.
May 13, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Dokapon kingdom, the niche games enthusiast's friendship ruining alternative to Mario Party. It's only going to get whackier and more evil from here on out!
May 13, 2025 at 7:51 AM
It's a cyberpunk James Bond thriller with a bunch of twists and turns, I've played it twice and it's been great both times.
May 9, 2025 at 5:45 PM
Well, shit belongs in a bathroom and boy does she spew a lot of it.
May 7, 2025 at 9:32 PM
And he got Helga with that look!
May 6, 2025 at 9:08 PM
Crumpets or gammon. Neither are fancy, but both are great.
April 24, 2025 at 5:17 PM
Ymir already claimed my food, sorry.
April 22, 2025 at 12:00 PM
Sounds like he's never been in a software development environment. 90% of the people there are somewhere in the spectrum and we're all aware of it.
April 22, 2025 at 11:36 AM
While you were drifting, he studied the blade?
April 17, 2025 at 2:15 PM
I think this is what Lovecraft considered the kind of folly that drove men to bang fish and worship Dagon
April 14, 2025 at 8:11 AM
Depression/10, would play the flute again.
April 13, 2025 at 9:07 PM