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Meme reading "You can always block driverless cars from merging. It's always morally correct."
December 14, 2025 at 3:47 PM
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had an mri this morning and this is how the scans came back
November 21, 2025 at 8:25 PM
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October 4, 2025 at 1:41 PM
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April 9, 2025 at 12:21 AM
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i've been saving a place on my wall for this piece from @sorenhaxan.bsky.social for way too long, and finally had a chance to bring it home. please check out his incredible work and take a look at more prints: www.etsy.com/shop/corpseh...
A photo of an illustration titled "Lily Bulb" by the artist Soren Häxan. The black & white illustration of a nude woman on a bed, partially obscured by fabric and flowers, is displayed on a white wall in an ornate black and gold frame. There are vases of dried & preserved flowers mounted on either side of the illustration, and a gold-framed mirror underneath it.
March 28, 2025 at 4:45 PM
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i can't in good conscience recommend this show, even though the cast is stacked with fantastic actors. so here's some peak toxic yaoi without all the filler
youtu.be/CKZLduLO9aA
a youtube thumbnail with the title "Oz (Gay kiss Full Scene)". in the image from the scene, chris meloni (a tall, fit caucasian man with short brown hair) is holding two improvised prison shivs to the face of another brown-haired man who is bound and gagged with duct tape.
January 6, 2025 at 10:50 PM
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just took valium for the first time
danny devito as frank reynolds in "it's always sunny in philadelphia", sitting in a dark theater, overcome with emotion. his dialogue is captioned "i get it now."
December 17, 2024 at 9:05 PM
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possibly the first good surprise i've had all year
a photo of a bright blue 7" single vinyl record labeled "maxeboy: shawty wanna fuck", along with the record sleeve, which pictures a blank-faced young caucasian man with a bowl cut holding a champagne glass in an apparent toast. the record and sleeve are displayed within a crappy plastic at-lp-60 turntable, which has cracks and stickers on the lid.
December 17, 2024 at 12:16 AM
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A photo of the Pope addressing a crowd of cheering followers in Vatican City. A hand reaches in from out of frame to offer him a blunt, and the Pope is ecstatic as he moves to accept it.
November 26, 2024 at 10:19 PM
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one of the brighter points of this past week: catsitting this absolute specimen
A chubby orange cat is sprawled on a blue rug, cradling a tube-shaped cat toy in his front paws as he gnaws on it. A chubby orange cat sticks his tongue out at the camera as he clutches a tube-shaped stuffed catnip toy. A chubby orange cat stretches an arm out and flexes his toes as he sprawls on a white tile floor. A blurred photo taken at a safe distance from a chubby orange cat as he snarls at a feathered toy. He is making a ferocious expression with his ears pinned back, mouth open, teeth bared, and tail puffed up.
November 19, 2024 at 4:36 PM
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November 14, 2024 at 6:52 AM
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of course, the reason they crash out is because they've been going BRRRRRRRRRRRRRT full tilt for hours and hours
November 10, 2024 at 6:18 PM
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favorite thing about the local cat cafe is that the kittens can and will completely crash out wherever they want
November 10, 2024 at 6:10 PM
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i've texted so many variations of the tommy-shelby-gun-to-head meme to the family group chat today that they sent me a conciliatory edible arrangement
a fall themed edible arrangement of fruits, covered in flop sweat condensation.
November 7, 2024 at 2:48 AM