lemon killer
@lemonkiller.bsky.social
watch out for your lemons. mind you I like lemons that’s why I eliminate them. for example if you were making lemonade, and I was around, you probably wouldn’t have any lemons. this is because i would eat them all. so yeah that’s why I call myself that
Tesla drivers are hands down the worst fucking drivers imaginable
January 13, 2025 at 4:54 PM
Tesla drivers are hands down the worst fucking drivers imaginable
let’s all go back to cable, streaming is lonely
January 4, 2025 at 9:33 AM
let’s all go back to cable, streaming is lonely
I know I’ve made it cuz my girl just helped me make my dream man in 2k
December 28, 2024 at 9:42 PM
I know I’ve made it cuz my girl just helped me make my dream man in 2k
while you wait for your food just dip a cheese stick in salsa. you don’t have to do it that’s just what I did. you don’t have to do that, that’s just what I did tho
December 17, 2024 at 3:17 AM
while you wait for your food just dip a cheese stick in salsa. you don’t have to do it that’s just what I did. you don’t have to do that, that’s just what I did tho
slim jim, jalapeño chips and a coors banquet. be a fucking man
December 13, 2024 at 2:27 AM
slim jim, jalapeño chips and a coors banquet. be a fucking man
am I crazy, or did there used to be a meme on vine where the audio said “BEEF STEW”
December 4, 2024 at 2:35 AM
am I crazy, or did there used to be a meme on vine where the audio said “BEEF STEW”
instead of getting mad at scammers lets just start giving them constructive criticism
December 3, 2024 at 7:47 PM
instead of getting mad at scammers lets just start giving them constructive criticism
them laker white boys know how to get it done
November 30, 2024 at 3:26 AM
them laker white boys know how to get it done
WHAT THE FUCK ARE THE LAKERS DOING
November 27, 2024 at 4:57 AM
WHAT THE FUCK ARE THE LAKERS DOING
eat a bowl of peas to change your life
November 26, 2024 at 5:04 AM
eat a bowl of peas to change your life
try tortilla chips with coors banquet, not the cheap chips the fuckin grocery store shit but the actual tortilla ones yeah try it with banquets yeah try it
November 23, 2024 at 2:58 AM
try tortilla chips with coors banquet, not the cheap chips the fuckin grocery store shit but the actual tortilla ones yeah try it with banquets yeah try it
anyone want a peanut?
November 22, 2024 at 9:44 PM
anyone want a peanut?
at work still thinking about how AD somehow managed to miss 2 free throws that resulted in us losing by 1 point. YOU HAD ONE FUCKIN JOB
November 22, 2024 at 9:07 PM
at work still thinking about how AD somehow managed to miss 2 free throws that resulted in us losing by 1 point. YOU HAD ONE FUCKIN JOB
GET DLO OFF MY MOTHAFUCKIN TEAM
November 22, 2024 at 5:28 AM
GET DLO OFF MY MOTHAFUCKIN TEAM
rice krispy treat and water is fucking goated
November 21, 2024 at 8:18 PM
rice krispy treat and water is fucking goated
I LIKE MY SOOOOTCASE
November 21, 2024 at 8:04 PM
I LIKE MY SOOOOTCASE
ngl imagine dragons never fails to piss me off
November 21, 2024 at 3:58 AM
ngl imagine dragons never fails to piss me off
gavin newsom should be president simply bc he looks exactly like a president in an action movie where the white house blows up for no reason
November 20, 2024 at 5:32 AM
gavin newsom should be president simply bc he looks exactly like a president in an action movie where the white house blows up for no reason
grateful to be bored ngl
November 20, 2024 at 12:21 AM
grateful to be bored ngl
working hard therefore must save money and sit my ass at home for ONCE
November 19, 2024 at 11:00 PM
working hard therefore must save money and sit my ass at home for ONCE
just remembered that I interrupted my nightmare last night by waking up and saying no
November 18, 2024 at 8:01 PM
just remembered that I interrupted my nightmare last night by waking up and saying no
if you have a lemon in your vicinity just beware of me ok
November 18, 2024 at 8:20 AM
if you have a lemon in your vicinity just beware of me ok