Lemongrandma
@lemongrandma.bsky.social
these are private don’t you dare
Work hard, piss harder
February 12, 2026 at 6:35 PM
Work hard, piss harder
Levar Burton is still hot I
January 30, 2026 at 9:41 AM
Levar Burton is still hot I
Do u ever convince urself u hve a brain eating amoeba and then u gotta go thru and check if all ur thoughts are in order just to be sure and then it occurs to u that thinking u have a brain eating amoeba could be a symptom of the amoeba eating ur brain
January 29, 2026 at 1:04 AM
Do u ever convince urself u hve a brain eating amoeba and then u gotta go thru and check if all ur thoughts are in order just to be sure and then it occurs to u that thinking u have a brain eating amoeba could be a symptom of the amoeba eating ur brain
I just really wasn’t expecting so much of my adult life to be spent cleaning a grown man’s poop from so many surfaces of a bathroom while my country descends into complete nazi parody
January 25, 2026 at 9:53 PM
I just really wasn’t expecting so much of my adult life to be spent cleaning a grown man’s poop from so many surfaces of a bathroom while my country descends into complete nazi parody
I miss how simple things were when I was 6 and was pretty sure I was going to marry LeVar Burton
January 6, 2026 at 8:41 AM
I miss how simple things were when I was 6 and was pretty sure I was going to marry LeVar Burton
We are Charlie Day.
January 6, 2026 at 4:23 AM
We are Charlie Day.
You bitches know that *not everything* is a distraction from the Epstein files, right??? And that being overworked and your phone addiction and your debt and your exhaustion are already doing that, right???? like y’all know that you can keep informed on multiple news stories at once???
January 4, 2026 at 5:53 PM
You bitches know that *not everything* is a distraction from the Epstein files, right??? And that being overworked and your phone addiction and your debt and your exhaustion are already doing that, right???? like y’all know that you can keep informed on multiple news stories at once???
Oh gosh, do I miss the boredom I used to enjoy when discussing the legislative bodies of the United States
January 4, 2026 at 4:12 PM
Oh gosh, do I miss the boredom I used to enjoy when discussing the legislative bodies of the United States
Someone needs to tell the men that it’s embarrassing when they outsource empathy via girlfriend
December 14, 2025 at 5:55 AM
Someone needs to tell the men that it’s embarrassing when they outsource empathy via girlfriend
“Littles” “tiny humans” “kiddos” “smol beans” oh my god just call them children
December 11, 2025 at 5:42 PM
“Littles” “tiny humans” “kiddos” “smol beans” oh my god just call them children
I like to time my breakouts for when I’m really feeling like a frozen poop log
December 7, 2025 at 4:35 PM
I like to time my breakouts for when I’m really feeling like a frozen poop log
My Spotify wrapped Most Listened was a cry for help. Switching to cassettes
December 7, 2025 at 4:07 PM
My Spotify wrapped Most Listened was a cry for help. Switching to cassettes
eggnog-ledge me pls
December 4, 2025 at 9:48 PM
eggnog-ledge me pls
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ugh the secret service is outside my house again
December 2, 2025 at 12:19 AM
ugh the secret service is outside my house again
me and my girls are busy anti yellow wallpapering
December 1, 2025 at 8:55 PM
me and my girls are busy anti yellow wallpapering
Cold front winds almost perfectly mask my ranting neighbor, who likes to rant outside. the wind is buffeting in such a way as to make him sound like a wizard shouting a spell that causes an avalanche on the same mountain his ex bf is on
November 30, 2025 at 6:25 AM
Cold front winds almost perfectly mask my ranting neighbor, who likes to rant outside. the wind is buffeting in such a way as to make him sound like a wizard shouting a spell that causes an avalanche on the same mountain his ex bf is on
Sorry can’t make it. I gotta French braid my bush before candlelight mass
November 30, 2025 at 6:10 AM
Sorry can’t make it. I gotta French braid my bush before candlelight mass
I love to scream
November 19, 2025 at 5:28 AM
I love to scream
Girl if I marry him you better kill me
November 19, 2025 at 5:23 AM
Girl if I marry him you better kill me
Sex and the city season 5 is somehow worse than the previous 4 but I have seen so much boobs
November 19, 2025 at 5:08 AM
Sex and the city season 5 is somehow worse than the previous 4 but I have seen so much boobs
Stop making new dogs
November 7, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Stop making new dogs
Snapped ur dad’s cock clean off during a tetanus spasm. Got to stop licking nails
November 7, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Snapped ur dad’s cock clean off during a tetanus spasm. Got to stop licking nails
The IBS fairy granting me a truly raucous public bathroom episode for my birthday was so generous
October 18, 2025 at 6:18 PM
The IBS fairy granting me a truly raucous public bathroom episode for my birthday was so generous
Men asking women what they thought of them in high school because they gotta outsource introspection
October 17, 2025 at 7:44 PM
Men asking women what they thought of them in high school because they gotta outsource introspection
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you’re a grown woman. grow out your bush, babe. the wilderness is meant to be explored.
September 17, 2025 at 5:38 PM
you’re a grown woman. grow out your bush, babe. the wilderness is meant to be explored.