the vibe i’m bringing

his main leisure activity is stealing stuffed animals from one place and putting them somewhere else

would you say you have a big head or a small head. or a regular head

he’s normally extremely food motivated but ONLY for his brown rocks. he has zero interest in any kind of wet food. zero interest in chicken or salmon. he does like a little cilantro

how do they tell time so well… my cat has decided that if I’m still on the computer past 10 pm i am officially Up Past My Bedtime and he stomps and sighs until i get the hint

i leave the office after my appointment and i shit you not i see the same guy, now walking TWO dogs!!!