I feel like an idiot these days.
No, more like the slowest person alive, always predicting and planning, moving far too slowly for this rapidly changing world.
Sometimes I feel like I couldn’t survive in this world at all.
But at the same time, I know there are real wild animals like me.

I gotta do this… but this one is fun. Maybe one hour more… or five minutes more. I’ve really gotta do this… Well, it’s okay as long as it’s done before midnight.

The only things that remind me I’m getting older are my caffeine shampoo and my grey hair.