The last time I had business at the federal court house they didn't say anything about the big brass industrial thing my keys have been connected to for years but they did flag my elephant-shaped bottle opener because the trunk was "too pointy"

damn, i gotta start going to the surplus store for my gravy boats and knives

I would simply get better at hockey

women who meep

excellent

Somewhere out there is a trans woman that calls the plushie by your name as she kisses it

Islamophobia remains the most socially and politically acceptable bigotry

The worst part is, I'm not sure its even being used for online orders at this point. All that space (in a prime location!) being squatted on for fuck all.

They converted one of their stores in Dallas to be essentially one of these, but since it was originally a real Walmart it has the parking lot to match. At some point they decided people loitering in their giant empty parking lot was a problem, so now security runs you off if you try.

it's true!

I regret to inform you there are two Post Malone Raisin Canes locations

The Dallas Cowboys themed one in Texas

Hot, even

you rang?

Fs in the chat for Eyepatch Wolf, who is dead now

google, show me that girl's balls

good posts