Lemjukes
@lemjukes.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy
Aging theatre production professional desperately trying to hone their writing and development skills before they can no longer trade their body's labor for […]
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*somewhere in denmark*
Knock Knock
Who's there?
...
And the rest is silence.
Knock Knock
Who's there?
...
And the rest is silence.
December 18, 2025 at 10:42 PM
*somewhere in denmark*
Knock Knock
Who's there?
...
And the rest is silence.
Knock Knock
Who's there?
...
And the rest is silence.
Stan Rogers > Gordon Lightfoot
October 31, 2025 at 7:45 PM
Stan Rogers > Gordon Lightfoot
The service hooks for #applemusic in #ifttt are utterly fucking useless. The only think keeping me on both spotify and IFTTT rn is an applet that logs all of my liked songs into playlists based on when i like the song. I have a historical record folder of all the music i've discovered that dates […]
Original post on mastodon.social
mastodon.social
October 24, 2025 at 2:04 PM
The service hooks for #applemusic in #ifttt are utterly fucking useless. The only think keeping me on both spotify and IFTTT rn is an applet that logs all of my liked songs into playlists based on when i like the song. I have a historical record folder of all the music i've discovered that dates […]
man i make really dumb stuff
https://www.redbubble.com/people/lemjukes/explore?asc=u&page=1&sortOrder=recent
https://www.redbubble.com/people/lemjukes/explore?asc=u&page=1&sortOrder=recent
October 24, 2025 at 12:31 PM
man i make really dumb stuff
https://www.redbubble.com/people/lemjukes/explore?asc=u&page=1&sortOrder=recent
https://www.redbubble.com/people/lemjukes/explore?asc=u&page=1&sortOrder=recent
Genuinely dont understand how AutoCAD's multimonitor support is THAT bad
October 21, 2025 at 12:57 PM
Genuinely dont understand how AutoCAD's multimonitor support is THAT bad
am i a bad person for wanting to know if the "is she by the same father?" guy understands how dumb he is?
October 17, 2025 at 3:55 PM
am i a bad person for wanting to know if the "is she by the same father?" guy understands how dumb he is?
yall i dont think Shakira has aged a day in the last 25 years...
October 15, 2025 at 8:48 PM
yall i dont think Shakira has aged a day in the last 25 years...
I learned a new word today, "Sonderfahndungsliste".
October 3, 2025 at 4:43 PM
I learned a new word today, "Sonderfahndungsliste".
Ngl kind of disappointed the Underground part of SPUN means literally under the ground…
October 3, 2025 at 12:15 PM
Ngl kind of disappointed the Underground part of SPUN means literally under the ground…
You have meddled with the primal forces of nature, Mr. Beale, and I won't have it!! Is that clear?!
October 1, 2025 at 11:26 AM
You have meddled with the primal forces of nature, Mr. Beale, and I won't have it!! Is that clear?!
seriously, y'all are terrible drivers.
September 24, 2025 at 12:20 PM
seriously, y'all are terrible drivers.
Hey brain, are we really going to hyperfixate on the simlish version of Country Girl (Shake It For Me) by Luke Bryan from the 2011 Pets Expansion Pack for the Sims 3? I must know how this came to be.
September 16, 2025 at 12:11 PM
Hey brain, are we really going to hyperfixate on the simlish version of Country Girl (Shake It For Me) by Luke Bryan from the 2011 Pets Expansion Pack for the Sims 3? I must know how this came to be.
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Why use a URL shortener when you can use a phishy URL extender?
https://phishyurl.com/
Keep your security people alert and awake, generate phishing-looking redirecting link
#infosec
https://phishyurl.com/
Keep your security people alert and awake, generate phishing-looking redirecting link
#infosec
September 16, 2025 at 8:10 AM
Why use a URL shortener when you can use a phishy URL extender?
https://phishyurl.com/
Keep your security people alert and awake, generate phishing-looking redirecting link
#infosec
https://phishyurl.com/
Keep your security people alert and awake, generate phishing-looking redirecting link
#infosec
Ok who passed what law that's causing this latest rash of TOS updates across everything?
September 3, 2025 at 5:51 PM
Ok who passed what law that's causing this latest rash of TOS updates across everything?
specifically, fuck your tests.
September 3, 2025 at 5:47 PM
specifically, fuck your tests.
jfc do they even make after market double din car head units that DONT have shitty backup cameras included?
August 27, 2025 at 12:35 PM
jfc do they even make after market double din car head units that DONT have shitty backup cameras included?
My god, thats Joe Youngblood's old number! And he's got a heater going? Playing catch on the boardwalk? Look at that knuckleball...
August 21, 2025 at 1:09 PM
My god, thats Joe Youngblood's old number! And he's got a heater going? Playing catch on the boardwalk? Look at that knuckleball...
does 'pink pony club' make anyone else start tearing up for no understandable reason? no?
August 18, 2025 at 5:51 PM
does 'pink pony club' make anyone else start tearing up for no understandable reason? no?
“The thing with me is that I am smart and I’m smelf, I’m self smarted, basically, by myself, basically from nature and smoking drugs and doing different things I’ve self—like self-learned myself. And that’s the whole difference I guess is that I don’t need the books or the schooling-type things […]
Original post on mastodon.social
mastodon.social
August 18, 2025 at 2:59 PM
“The thing with me is that I am smart and I’m smelf, I’m self smarted, basically, by myself, basically from nature and smoking drugs and doing different things I’ve self—like self-learned myself. And that’s the whole difference I guess is that I don’t need the books or the schooling-type things […]
anyone else having this issue where the interaction button icons dont display when using the i386 & i386-dark themes when browsing lemmy?
August 18, 2025 at 12:09 AM
anyone else having this issue where the interaction button icons dont display when using the i386 & i386-dark themes when browsing lemmy?
you have free will, you can just do CAD modeling in your head and the cops cant do anything.
August 17, 2025 at 11:58 PM
you have free will, you can just do CAD modeling in your head and the cops cant do anything.
Me, doing bits: not GloRilla saying l’brn jurms…
Partner, love of my life, himbo: That sounds like how GloRilla would say LeBron James.
Partner, love of my life, himbo: That sounds like how GloRilla would say LeBron James.
August 14, 2025 at 3:06 AM
Me, doing bits: not GloRilla saying l’brn jurms…
Partner, love of my life, himbo: That sounds like how GloRilla would say LeBron James.
Partner, love of my life, himbo: That sounds like how GloRilla would say LeBron James.
I swear Chris Boden is like a punk rock Bill Nye with street cred and prison tats.
August 12, 2025 at 12:25 PM
I swear Chris Boden is like a punk rock Bill Nye with street cred and prison tats.
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July 31, 2025 at 11:46 AM