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Lana
@lemignonchevre.bsky.social
32. Artist. Bibliophile. Cryptid in the making. Feral fae. Goth-adjacent or something. Midwest Princess. Pastry chef.
Find me in the woods where the light doesn't reach.
If ya ain't a good egg, goodbye ✨
🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🍉🖤
I am violent.
Hail Mothman
My neighbor's dog has gotten sprayed by a skunk twice today. I'm sure they're suffering next door too, but god damn 💀
February 27, 2025 at 4:51 AM
the most precious dust bunny

#cats #catsofbluesky #catsky
February 26, 2025 at 4:49 PM
Decided to stock up before one of my favorite places to spend money shuts their doors forever 😭😭
February 25, 2025 at 11:08 PM
Who needs birthday cake when there's birthday tiramisu? 💖

#fromscratch #homemade
February 22, 2025 at 5:06 PM
I found out last night that the lady who voices Chili, the mom, from Bluey, also acts in softcore flix directed by Elon Musk's sister. Why aren't we talking about this 💀
February 22, 2025 at 4:53 PM
Birthday week means making myself a nice new set of nails 🥰 probably my favorite design to date.

#nailart
February 20, 2025 at 7:59 AM
It took my mom dying for my younger brother to tell me happy birthday for the first time.
February 18, 2025 at 10:08 PM
I need more "girl" products that don't smell like cookies and fruit. I need mainstream quality products with indie smells. I NEED Dove or Neutrogena or whoever tf to start making patchouli and cedar and wood smoke and vetiver and oud smells.
February 18, 2025 at 6:06 PM
it my birthday 🥰✨
February 18, 2025 at 5:41 AM
I would like everyone to know that it is a crime to make me suffer through a whiteout the day before my birthday 😤
February 17, 2025 at 5:32 PM
February 17, 2025 at 5:16 PM
Reposted by Lana
February 17, 2025 at 3:56 PM
A little baby has a lot to say.
February 17, 2025 at 4:15 PM
Sliced up my leftover steak and browned it to whip up this beauty today 🥰

NY strip, grated parm, homemade horseradish aioli and balsamic caramelized onions, spinach+arugula blend, all on homemade white bread.

Absolutely delicious.

#homemade #cooking #food
February 16, 2025 at 9:55 PM
Literally the best pizza I've ever made. Neapolitan pizza crust, margherita sauce, mozz, crispy pepperoni, jalapenos, and some Mike's Hot Honey drizzle 😉💖

#pizzanight #baking #fromscratch
February 15, 2025 at 3:29 AM
24 black roses from my secret admirer 🥹💖
February 15, 2025 at 1:25 AM
Another year, another projected blizzard on my birthday. I hate having a winter birthday 😭
February 14, 2025 at 8:48 PM
Drake WOULD be a "where's my hug at" ass mf 🙄🥴
February 14, 2025 at 8:39 PM
Fuck off, transphobes 💖
February 14, 2025 at 7:00 PM
And my current work-in-progress, though I'm growing bored of the pattern and am considering frogging and restarting as a top or cardigan instead.

#crochet #yarnart #workinprogress
February 12, 2025 at 7:15 PM
Another completed star blanket. This one is mine 🥰

#crochet #yarnart #6dayblanket
February 12, 2025 at 7:13 PM
And good morning from the Not-So-Gremlin.

#cats #catsofbluesky #catsky
February 12, 2025 at 6:20 PM
Good morning from the gremlin.

#cats #catsofbluesky #catsky
February 12, 2025 at 6:15 PM
Me being off Facebook/Meta/X/TikTok has been an inconvenience for everyone except me. I'm not coming back, y'all. I'm good over here.
February 11, 2025 at 10:16 PM
Idiocracy did not go far enough to prepare us for this bullshit.
February 11, 2025 at 10:00 PM