Lana
@lemignonchevre.bsky.social
32. Artist. Bibliophile. Cryptid in the making. Feral fae. Goth-adjacent or something. Midwest Princess. Pastry chef.
Find me in the woods where the light doesn't reach.
If ya ain't a good egg, goodbye ✨
🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️🍉🖤
I am violent.
Hail Mothman
Find me in the woods where the light doesn't reach.
If ya ain't a good egg, goodbye ✨
🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️🍉🖤
I am violent.
Hail Mothman
My neighbor's dog has gotten sprayed by a skunk twice today. I'm sure they're suffering next door too, but god damn 💀
February 27, 2025 at 4:51 AM
My neighbor's dog has gotten sprayed by a skunk twice today. I'm sure they're suffering next door too, but god damn 💀
February 26, 2025 at 4:49 PM
Decided to stock up before one of my favorite places to spend money shuts their doors forever 😭😭
February 25, 2025 at 11:08 PM
Decided to stock up before one of my favorite places to spend money shuts their doors forever 😭😭
February 22, 2025 at 5:06 PM
I found out last night that the lady who voices Chili, the mom, from Bluey, also acts in softcore flix directed by Elon Musk's sister. Why aren't we talking about this 💀
February 22, 2025 at 4:53 PM
I found out last night that the lady who voices Chili, the mom, from Bluey, also acts in softcore flix directed by Elon Musk's sister. Why aren't we talking about this 💀
It took my mom dying for my younger brother to tell me happy birthday for the first time.
February 18, 2025 at 10:08 PM
It took my mom dying for my younger brother to tell me happy birthday for the first time.
I need more "girl" products that don't smell like cookies and fruit. I need mainstream quality products with indie smells. I NEED Dove or Neutrogena or whoever tf to start making patchouli and cedar and wood smoke and vetiver and oud smells.
February 18, 2025 at 6:06 PM
I need more "girl" products that don't smell like cookies and fruit. I need mainstream quality products with indie smells. I NEED Dove or Neutrogena or whoever tf to start making patchouli and cedar and wood smoke and vetiver and oud smells.
I would like everyone to know that it is a crime to make me suffer through a whiteout the day before my birthday 😤
February 17, 2025 at 5:32 PM
I would like everyone to know that it is a crime to make me suffer through a whiteout the day before my birthday 😤
Reposted by Lana
February 17, 2025 at 3:56 PM
A little baby has a lot to say.
February 17, 2025 at 4:15 PM
A little baby has a lot to say.
Literally the best pizza I've ever made. Neapolitan pizza crust, margherita sauce, mozz, crispy pepperoni, jalapenos, and some Mike's Hot Honey drizzle 😉💖
#pizzanight #baking #fromscratch
#pizzanight #baking #fromscratch
February 15, 2025 at 3:29 AM
Literally the best pizza I've ever made. Neapolitan pizza crust, margherita sauce, mozz, crispy pepperoni, jalapenos, and some Mike's Hot Honey drizzle 😉💖
#pizzanight #baking #fromscratch
#pizzanight #baking #fromscratch
24 black roses from my secret admirer 🥹💖
February 15, 2025 at 1:25 AM
24 black roses from my secret admirer 🥹💖
Another year, another projected blizzard on my birthday. I hate having a winter birthday 😭
February 14, 2025 at 8:48 PM
Another year, another projected blizzard on my birthday. I hate having a winter birthday 😭
Drake WOULD be a "where's my hug at" ass mf 🙄🥴
February 14, 2025 at 8:39 PM
Drake WOULD be a "where's my hug at" ass mf 🙄🥴
Fuck off, transphobes 💖
February 14, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Fuck off, transphobes 💖
And my current work-in-progress, though I'm growing bored of the pattern and am considering frogging and restarting as a top or cardigan instead.
#crochet #yarnart #workinprogress
#crochet #yarnart #workinprogress
February 12, 2025 at 7:15 PM
And my current work-in-progress, though I'm growing bored of the pattern and am considering frogging and restarting as a top or cardigan instead.
#crochet #yarnart #workinprogress
#crochet #yarnart #workinprogress
February 12, 2025 at 7:13 PM
February 12, 2025 at 6:20 PM
February 12, 2025 at 6:15 PM
Me being off Facebook/Meta/X/TikTok has been an inconvenience for everyone except me. I'm not coming back, y'all. I'm good over here.
February 11, 2025 at 10:16 PM
Me being off Facebook/Meta/X/TikTok has been an inconvenience for everyone except me. I'm not coming back, y'all. I'm good over here.
Idiocracy did not go far enough to prepare us for this bullshit.
February 11, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Idiocracy did not go far enough to prepare us for this bullshit.